Category: Isabella Giannulli
“Eternal Optimist” Lori Loughlin Thinks She Can Make A Career Comeback
Us Weekly says that Lori Loughlin may have pleaded guilty but she isn’t giving up! At least on her career. Sources have told them that Lori is still hoping to one day make it back to the bright lights of Hollywood and get back into acting. I think a good place to start would be her “acting” like she had remorse.
Olivia Jade Tried Commenting On White Privilege And The Internet Told Her To Stop
20-year-old Olivia Jade really tried it. Now that her parents, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, have pleaded guilty for their role in spending $500,000 on faking some rowing credentials so she and her sister Isabella Rose could get into USC, she must want to refresh her image. Olivia posted various Black Lives Matter-related content on her Instagram and also a long-winded speech about White Privilege. Considering how Olivia escaped to a yacht when her parents were charged for their scheming ways, do you think people appreciated her commentary? They did not.
Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Giannulli Pleaded Guilty Via Zoom
Well it’s official. Lori Loughlin is not not a felon. She and her husband Mossimo Giannulli logged onto Zoom this morning and pleaded guilty to charges stemming from inflated egos and too much damn money. As expected, after agreeing to a plea deal, Lori and Mossimo pleaded guilty to federal charges as a result of their efforts to get their daughters Oliva Jade and Isabella Rose Giannulli into USC on a fake crew scholarship even though, as one reporter put it, “neither rowed nor coxed competitively,” which, are you sure? I’ve coxed competitively, it’s not that hard. Additionally, while neither of them pleaded to it, Lori and Mossimo are both guilty of multiple counts of gross dumbassery for not taking a plea deal in the first place.
Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Giannulli Will Finally Plead Guilty, And Have Agreed To Serving Prison Time
Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli have finally used a tub of Crisco to pull each other’s heads out of their own asses and admit that they were in the wrong when they paid $500,000 to get their daughters, Olivia Jade Giannulli and Isabella Rose Giannulli, into USC through the university’s rowing team even though those girls probably thought that “rowing” was a term for sitting front row at a fashion show. Lori and Mossimo’s ride up shit creek without a paddle (“Why are you looking at us? You know we don’t have a damn paddle” – Olivia Jade and Isabella Rose) ended with prosecutors saying, “Aunt Becky and Mossimo, you’re going to want to smear some La Mer on your hands to protect you from this extremely delicate slap on the wrist.” Lori and Mossimo took a plea deal and in exchange for pleading guilty, she’ll get two months in “prison” and he’ll get five months. I put “prison” in air quotes because I’m sure these two have another trick up their sleeve and that trick is using COVID-19 to get out of stepping foot in an actual cell.
Olivia Jade Is Worried That More Embarrassing Pictures Might Be Released
As we know from her illustrious career as a wastrel YouTuber and professional selfie taker, Olivia Jade is very concerned with appearances, seemingly more so than she is with the possibility of her mom and dad, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, doing time in prison (which is very possible since a judge just ruled against dismissing their case). I mean, I can hardly blame her. None of it was her fault! All she wanted to do was put on makeup and pout from her mansion, and these fuckers are over here making her put on makeup and pout from a motherfucking DORMITORY?!? I think for Olivia, the real treachery wasn’t her parents’ alleged bribery and fraud, it was the fact that it led to unflattering, unfiltered photos of Olivia and her sister Isabella Rose on rowing machines wearing off-the-rack athleisurewear coming out. A couple of weeks ago we learned that Olivia was “extremely embarrassed” by them. Now, according to Us Weekly, she’s afraid that more embarrassing pictures might be released.
Olivia Jade Is “Extremely Embarrassed” By The Release Of Those Fake Rowing Pictures
Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannuli have tried their hardest to fight charges of federal program bribery, fraud and money laundering. While it looks like they most definitely did use $500,000 to get their daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Rose, admitted into USC through the rowing team, they’ve denied such things with every breath. They’ve stuck to the story that the $500,000 was merely a donation to the school and was meant to help the underprivileged. As for the lazy shots of their daughters on a rowing machine, even though prosecutors have emails of College Admissions Scandal mastermind, Rick Singer, asking for an “action shot” of Olivia Jade to boost her athletic profile, sources close to Lori and Mossimo claim the pictures are not a smoking gun. But Olivia Jade is insanely embarrassed by them.