Category: Fraud Alert
Hilaria (Née Hilary) Baldwin Clarified Absolutely Nothing In An Interview For The New York Times
It seems being married to Alec Baldwin actually has some advantages! In addition to being more than generous with what Hilaira Baldwin likes to call his “esperma,” Alec it would seem, also has a direct line to The New York Times. A boon should you ever find yourself in a predicament where your integrity is being challenged to have unfettered access to the paper of record to clear your name. Regretfully, for her (but delightfully for us), a further attempt to clear things up by subjecting herself to an interview in the NYT only made things worse. Hilaria really fucked herself with a pepino this time. And pepinos don’t even contain any esperma!
Hilaria Baldwin’s City Of Birth Has Been Removed From Her CAA Bio And Alec Baldwin Defended Her Again On Instagram
Last week we experienced The Great Conjunction in which the planet Jupiter threw a little shade Saturn’s way, but that little astrological side-show was nothing compared to Page Six busting out the shadiest of “neés” when referring to Alec Baldwin’s wife as Hilaria “(neé Hillary)” Baldwin like she’s making her society debut in the pages of the New York Times wedding announcements. Page Six reports that Alec continues to defend his Shady Dame From Seville against charges that she has been pretending to be Spanish by feigning a Spanish accent and falsely suggesting (or allowing it to be suggested) that she was born in Mallorca instead of in the backseat of a cah pahked on Hahvard yahd.
James Corden Has Been Exposed As A “Carpool Karaoke” FRAUD
Ronan Farrow is likely hanging his head in shame today. The most shocking story of 2020 has broken, and it wasn’t by Ronan driven by truth and justice. Although I’m sure Ronan had been compiling evidence for months on this subject. Sadly, he isn’t the person being celebrated for exposing the truth about James Corden and his Carpool Karaoke segment. Everything we know about Carpool Karaoke is a lie. Well, at least the carpool part. As it turns out, James doesn’t actually drive the car.
Tracy Anderson Defends Goop’s Wellness Summit
Goop held a wellness summit in London and it turned that people didn’t like how steamed their vaginas got and so they complained about the price of admission, accusing Gwyneth Paltrow of being an “extortionist.” Gwyneth’s longtime friend/trainer/torture master/fellow charlatan Tracy Anderson defended the event and complained that if people are going to call out snake oil salesman then it could shut down the whole snake oil industry. SO RUDE!
Open Post: Hosted By The Failed Scammer
Pix11 is reporting that a New Jersey man by the name of Alexander Goldinsky is in trouble with the law after he allegedly tried scamming his way to a fraudulent insurance claim. The 57-year-old was caught on video surveillance throwing ice on the floor of the cafeteria where he works and then performing THE WORST “fake skip and fall” that I have ever seen in my entire life. Like it was dreadful. Clearly he went to the Lindsay Lohan school of acting.
Azealia Banks and Grimes Will Be Served Subpoenas In Class-Action Lawsuit Against Elon Musk
Elon Musk has been going through it. He was charged with securities fraud and had to step down as chairman of his Tesla, also broke up with his girlfriend, and remember he called that cave rescuer a pedo? Oh yeah, and stock prices for Tesla plummeted when he smoked weed with uber bro, Joe Rogan. All in all, he’s giving a pretty good showing if he’s trying to show us how badly he can fuck up. And the bad news keeps coming, as it’s now being reported Tesla investors are going after Elon for his “funding secured” tweet and they are looking to Grimes and Azealia Banks for all the hot tea.