Category: Finally Some Good News
“Paddington 2” Replaced “Citizen Kane” As The Top Movie On Rotten Tomatoes
Even if you haven’t seen Orson Welles’ epic Citizen Kane, you’ve probably heard about how great it is; a staggering cinematic achievement, it changed film as we know it, Rosebud was the sled, blah blah blah! Well, Citizen Kane’s rep as the “greatest film ever made” has finally come to a screeching halt after eighty years. An old review from The Chicago Tribune by Mae Tinee has been unearthed, and guess what? Mae didn’t think Citizen Kane was all that great. This means it plummets to an embarrassing 99% on Rotten Tomatoes. And which film has replaced it as the top-rated film on the site? Paddington 2. Does this mean film students of the future will get to watch Paddington 2 instead of Citizen Kane? Lucky bastards…
Shaq Paid Off A Random Guy’s Engagement Ring At Zales
TMZ says that one lucky man at a Zales counter in Georgia got the surprise of his life when Shaquille O’Neil presented him with an engagement ring. No, the man didn’t end up living my gay fantasy of a rich athlete proposing marriage with an affordable diamond (I always lose jewelry), but this man did get the amazing gift of Shaq paying off the engagement ring he had on layaway for his fiancée.
Sofia Vergara’s Awful Frozen Embryo Fight With Nick Loeb Might Finally Be Over
Sofia Vergara just won her latest legal battle against her ex-fiancé Nick Loeb, and Page Six is saying this could be the legal battle that prevents any more courtroom showdowns over the two frozen embryos Nick has been trying relentlessly to bring to term for six years. This fight’s best before date appears to be up.
NXIVM Founder Keith Raniere Has Been Sentenced To 120 Years In Prison
2020 has felt like the year of non-stop shit, but here we have one good thing 2020 has done. What’s that phrase about a broken clock being right at least twice? Well, we’re still waiting on the second right thing 2020 could give us, which – hey, don’t lose hope! After all, there’s still Allison Mack’s sentencing. But right now we’ve got the news that Keith Raniere, leader of NXIVM’s self-help pyramid scheme-turned-abusive sex cult, has been sentenced to 120 years in prison.
Hayden Panettiere Was Granted A Restraining Order Against Her Ex-Boyfriend Brian Hickerson
There was a time that seeing Hayden Panettiere’s name made me brace myself for the worst (or at least to stabilize myself for a not-great update). But recently, Hayden’s personal life has made a 180-degree turn for the better, and it has everything to do with her spinning as far away from her allegedly abusive ex-boyfriend Bryan Hickerson as possible. Last month we heard that Hayden was on a “path to recovery” which reportedly didn’t include Brian. Now we’re learning that wherever that path may lead, Brian has been ordered by a court of law to remain several yards away from ever stepping foot on said path.
Jeffrey Epstein’s Co-Conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell Was Finally Arrested By The FBI (UPDATE)
If Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged partner in demonic abuse (the word alleged is looking at me like, “Bitch, you know you didn’t need to use us there.“), was hoping to spend her Fourth of July weekend taking in some In-N-Out and sweet freedom, the FBI knocked that Double Double right out of her hands and put handcuffs on her paws. Because Ghislaine Maxwell has finally been arrested by the FBI.