Category: Finally Some Good News
Hayden Panettiere May Have Finally Dumped That Allegedly Abusive Brian Hickerson
Many of our eyelids are stuck in the ON position as we lay awake at night from that boiling demon called anxiety fucking our souls raw over everything that’s going on in the world. And that might be happening to Hayden Panettiere’s family and friends but they do have one less thing to worry about and that’s “real estate agent/actor” Brian Hickerson. Because Us Weekly says that Hayden has removed the pus-oozing leech hemorrhoid from her life for once and for all, hopefully.
Tom Hanks Sent A Typewriter To A Bullied Australian Boy Named Corona
An eight-year-old boy from the Australian Gold Coast has the unfortunate distinction of sharing his name with the most loathsome virus in the world. No, his name isn’t “Weinstein”! It’s “Corona”! To the surprise of no one who’s ever been eight, Corona De Vries has been bullied because of it. Kids are calling him “Coronavirus”. Creative.
When Corona found out that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson tested positive for the virus (and in his home country, too!), he sent them a letter asking, “Are you ok?” He also mentioned the bullying.
Because Tom is a class act, and also practicing lifelong atonement for unleashing Chet Haze onto the world, he replied with a very sweet letter and the gift of a Corona-brand typewriter! Boy Corona was very pleased, saying, “I feel like I’m famous”.
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Keanu Reeves May Have Been Dating Alexandra Grant For Years
Over the weekend, the internet’s boyfriend Keanu Reeves let the internet know that it’s single and is no longer Keanu Reeves’ girlfriend when he went public with his real girlfriend Alexandra Grant. And the real shocker was that she’s not a 21-year-old Instagram THOT. She is 46 years old With grey hair. And she’s an artist. Basically she’s Keanu’s perfect girlfriend, but some say she’s been sketching tasteful nudes of him after their trysts for years, while others are saying that she’s been sketching tasteful nudes of him after their trysts for just a few months.
Here’s The Trailer For “A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood” Starring Tom Hanks As Mister Rogers
In this messy, scary world we have two things we can cling to (three if you count Bette White) that reminds us that there is still some good and kindness in the world. Those things are: the legacy of Mister Fred Rogers and the forever nice guy charm of Mister Tom Hanks. We already knew that Tom was playing Mister Rogers, and now the trailer is finally here.
Double-Stick Popsicles Are Coming Back Thanks To Justin Bieber
We’ve all got our causes and in these confusing and dividing times Justin Bieber has discovered his (other than defending Chris Brown), as he’s put out a call to all his fans to help bring back the Double-Stick Popsicles.
So this is surprising for a variety of reasons: 1) I didn’t even know they were gone, and 2) they were discontinued in 1986?! Huh? I feel like I grew up eating these so I have no idea what kind generic double popsicle life I was living? My dad probably glued two Popsicles together just to shut me up.
Lil Nas X Thought He Made It “Deadass Obvious” That He’s Gay
Pride month ended with a BANG yesterday, and not just because I busted my ass on the floor while drunkenly dancing to a Robyn remix by myself in my living room. 20-year-old rapper Lil Nas X came out as a member of the LGBTQ community (or came out as a Rainbow Brite stan, which is pretty much the same thing) when he tweeted an up-close shot of a rainbow on his album cover and said almost the same thing I said to my cousin when she shockingly shouted, “You gay?!“, at me. And she displayed this act of shockingness while we were on our way to a fucking gay club and I was wearing (true story) a Spandex sleeveless crop top shirt, faux alligator pleather pants, and a star-shaped crystal stick-on tattoo. Lil Nas X thought he made it deadass obvious that he’s as gay as that outfit.