Category: Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton Says She “Ain’t Got Time To Be Old”
Practically perfect Dolly Parton sat down for a virtual chat with Oprah for the Apple TV+ show, The Oprah Conversation. The interview will air tomorrow night, but People got a sneak peek (sorry, no nips). In the clip Oprah asks Dolly about turning 75 in January (hard working Capricorn). This is the big birthday where our girl might do Playboy again. And she told Oprah’s she’s pretty non-plussed about turning three-quarters of a century.
Dolly Parton Made Stephen Colbert Cry By Singing
Dolly Parton is a QUEEN. And I know that coronavirus has hit all industries, but she better not reneg on her promise of a wig collection! Don’t think we’ve forgotten! But when she was on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert she wasn’t there to talk wigs, unfortunately. She has a new book out and because Dolly is such an iconic country legend, her conversation inevitably led to a song, and that song inevitably led to Stephen crying on TV.
Dolly Parton Is In Talks To Pose For Playboy For Her 75th Birthday
Good Golly Miss Dolly Parton! The septuagenarian country legend has revealed that she’s in talks to return to Playboy in honor of her 75th birthday (January 19th, Capricorn). The last time Dolly graced their cover was back in 1978, when she was a mere 32. Dolly mentioned that she’d love to be a Playboy cover girl again back in early March. But only if the magazine would “go for it”. Well, it looks like they’re interested, because in a new radio interview, she revealed that she’s in talks to actually do it.
Open Post: Hosted By A Vintage Clip Of Patti LaBelle And Dolly Parton Making Music With Their Acrylic Nails
Queens supporting queens! A recently surfaced video clip from Time Warner is making the rounds online and in it, Miss Patti LaBelle and Miss Dolly Parton, decked out bonafide 80s glamour, can be seen creating a rhythm for their totally made-up, on-the-spot song about shortbread, strumming their press-ons together. I mean, really, this video has everything: Dolly Parton, Patti LaBelle, fake nails, big hair, and a sweet little ditty for your nerves. This was DIY before DIY was cool.
Dolly Parton Stands In Support With Black Lives Matter
In case you were not aware, Dolly Parton is a beautiful angel whose wings rest inside her many wigs, which is why it always looks like she’s floating on air. And if you ever say anything bad about her I will personally pull up to your house and sing Jolene for nine hours straight, which is the punishment nobody wants or deserves. Clearly, you see I Stan for Dolly. And now, after finding out she stands 100% in solidarity with the Black Lives Matter movement don’t be surprised if you see me next week waiting by the gates of Dollywood for my hero to arrive so she can sign my VHS copy of Straight Talk.
Open Post: Hosted By Dolly Parton’s New Christmas Album
2020 has sucked a big one, but that hasn’t prevented legendary treasure Dolly Parton from spreading “Joy to the World!” She just announced she’ll be releasing a special Christmas album in early October called Holly Dolly Christmas. It’ll be her fourth holiday album, and her first since 1990’s Home for Christmas.
Horny baby boomer moms everyone will be delighted by the news that the lead single is a duet with Michael Bublé called “Cuddle Up, Cozy Down Christmas”. Other songs include“Holly Jolly Christmas”, “Christmas Is” (with Dolly’s goddaughter Miley Cyrus), “All I Want for Christmas Is You” (with Jimmy Fallon [?]), “Christmas Where We Are” (with Billy Ray Cyrus), “Pretty Paper” (with Willie Nelson, surely a rolling a joint reference?), “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”, and “You Are My Christmas” (with Dolly’s brother Randy Parton).