Dolly Parton Is In Talks To Pose For Playboy For Her 75th Birthday

October 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Good Golly Miss Dolly Parton! The septuagenarian country legend has revealed that she’s in talks to return to Playboy in honor of her 75th birthday (January 19th, Capricorn). The last time Dolly graced their cover was back in 1978, when she was a mere 32. Dolly mentioned that she’d love to be a Playboy cover girl again back in early March. But only if the magazine would “go for it”. Well, it looks like they’re interested, because in a new radio interview, she revealed that she’s in talks to actually do it.

And this time she insists on baring it all! Dolly wants an X-rated, full-frontal, legs-spread pictorial, with lots of bending over and bush shots! Dolly promises to reveal every single one of her top-secret “tasteful” tattoos! Hello Dolly! No, humanity could not handle all that hotness. Dolly insists the Playboy shoot will only happen if they can do it in “good taste” (sigh), via Page Six:

“Yeah, I just might do it. If I can do it in good taste and we’ll do it along with a really good interview inside,” she said on the “Scott Mills & Chris Stark Show” on Radio 5 Live. “So, yeah, we’ve talked about it.”

If this actually happens, Dolly will be the oldest Playboy model ever. Say goodbye to your record, 67-year-old Jane Seymour!

Hmmm, does Playboy do that thing where they release their issues a month ahead of time? Because if we can get our hands on that magazine before the holidays, it would be the perfect “stocking stuffer” for grandpas across the globe. In more ways than one…

Pic: Wenn.com, Playboy

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