Category: First Wives Club
The Ladies Of “The First Wives Club” Will Finally Be Reunited On The Big Screen
Deadline reports that we’re finally going to get that First Wives Club reunion we were promised a bajillion years ago, only it’s not actually TFWC. Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler and Diane Keaton will be starring in a movie called Family Jewels in which, instead of having the shraed experience of being first wives, they are more like sister wives who were all married to the same man (unfortunately, not at the same time). It’s more of a first, second and third wives club type situation. Let’s call it The Sequential Wives Club.
Ivana Trump Gleefully Gabbed Again About The Other Mrs. Trump
Every time Ivana Trump sits down to do an interview I get real excited with the hope that some juicy (and actionable) tidbit about Donald Trump will “innocently” slip from her exuberantly painted lips. But she’s very careful. Since she walked back those early rape allegations a while back, she’s mostly kept her gossip very shady and directed at easy target Melania Trump. Even if she’s chosen not to bring down the current administration (because there’s a chance she could if she wanted to), she still can’t resist subtly dragging Donny and his “new” wife whenever she gets the chance.
Keegan-Michael Key’s Ex Wife Did Pretty Well With An Oddly Timed Divorce Settlement
People reports that Keegan-Michael Key’s divorce from his ex wife Cynthia Blaise was finalized just days before he announced his engagement to his next wife Elisa Pugliese. I felt badly for Cynthia because she and KMK were married for 206 Hollywood years, she supported his ass when he was trying to make it, and she had a really rough time physically and emotionally when they were in the process of divorcing.
Thankfully, it looks like KMK has agreed to a very generous divorce settlement (or was forced into one, either way, yay). It’s almost enough for me to forgive him for using the “she said yes!” line in his engagement announcement which is the straight male equivalent to “he went to Jared!”. Gross. And grosser.