You’ve heard of “No Glove, No Love”–well here’s “No Mask, No Ass!” Fresh off from telling the people of Canada that glory holes are where it’s at during the pandemic, Dr. Theresa Tam, Canada’s Chief Public Health Officer, gave a statement which suggests that a good way to stay safe during COVID-19 is to keep the mask on during fuck times and not kiss any new people. Mask on and no kissing? DL tops, your time is now!
The Batman started filming in January, but because of COVID-19, the pause button was pressed on filming in March. Filming started up again just a few days ago in England, but well, coronavirus let every Batman villain know to have a damn seat and let a real demon monster wreak havoc, because Vanity Fair says that production has stopped again and this time it’s because Robert Pattinson caught COVID-19. First, Black Adam and now Batman?! Corona is coming for the DC superheroes. Wonder Woman better stop organizing her follow-up to Imagine and throw every mask on her face before soaking in a tub of Purell while holding onto her shield of protection.
The next James Bond flick, and allegedly Daniel Craig‘s last, No Time To Die, was pushed to November thanks to the coronavirus pandemic. Well, November approaches and while the coronavirus numbers really haven’t changed too much in certain places (cough-The United States–cough) the movie is still on track to come out and is one of the first big studio movies getting a theatrical release post-coronavirus. You know what that means:
get a gas mask for release day promo!
Today in: “Celebrities Comparing COVID-19 Restrictions To Prison”, Lili Reinhart compared filming Riverdale in Canada during COVID-times to being a prisoner. Alrighty then! Looks like somebody learned nothing from Ellen DeGeneres. To be fair, though, Ellen’s made a lot of mistakes this year. It’s hard to learn from all of them.
In an interview/photoshoot with Nylon (that first picture is very Grease’s “Beauty School Dropout”), Lili, who also says she might be an empath, explained that going back to Vancouver to film Riverdale means she won’t be able to return to the U.S. until Christmas. That’s when she drops the “prisoner” bomb.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and his family may look strong in that picture, but apparently they weren’t powerful enough to fight off COVID-19. Yep, corona got The Rock! And his wife Lauren Hashian, and their two young daughters, Jasmine, 3, and Tiana, 2. They all tested positive for coronavirus a few weeks ago. The Rock announced the bad news in an 11-minute Instagram video.
Luckily, The Rock says he and his family are on the other side of the illness, and “we’re counting our blessings right now”. Jasmine and Tiana suffered minimal symptoms and recovered after a couple of days, but the virus wasn’t as easy on The Rock and Lauren.
In any other year, Lori Loughlin’s worst prison fear might be the thought of trading in her off-white cashmere sweaters for a shapeless prison-issued poly-blend jumpsuit. But the bad news for Aunt Becky is that she and her husband Mossimo Giannulli dragged out accepting responsibility for their role in the college admissions scandal, that by the time they accepted a plea deal and were sentenced, they found themselves smack dab in the middle of the COVID-19 pandemic. Lori and Mossimo are reportedly really scared of going to prison, especially since prisons are a major source of coronavirus transmission. So knowing what she’s about to walk in to, Lori has reportedly been trying to get as healthy as possible.