Category: Coronavirus

Denise Richards Went Maskless On A Plane And Wants You To Know About It

December 21, 2021 / Posted by:

Denise Richards is hungry for some attention, so maybe she should just go back on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills instead of pulling antics on planes because this is embarrassing. Denise posted to Instagram recently about how she was on a plane but like a true Rebel™ she decided to go maskless. Don’t freak though, she was wearing a thick coat instead to protect her from COVID-19. Hey, in Denise’s defense, Dr. Christmas Jones wasn’t a virologist.

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“Saturday Night Live” Went On Without An Audience And Most Of The Cast

December 19, 2021 / Posted by:

Last night was supposed to be Saturday Night Live’s holiday episode and it was the fifth time that Paul Rudd hosted, so he was inducted into The Five-Timers Club. But the true host of the night was that bootleg Transformers-sound bitch Omicron. SNL should’ve opened with Omicron smugly declaring, “Live from New York, it’s ME!” Because just hours before the show was to begin, we learned that SNL was hit with a COVID-19 breakout and several cast and crew members tested positive. Other cast members called out after deciding that it was too risky to do the show. And because of the bare-bones crew, musical Charli XCX also bowed out. All live skits were scrapped and the show was made up of an awkward cold open, pre-taped skits, classic skits, and Tina Fey filling in for Colin Jost on Weekend Update. Honestly, the show should’ve just been People’s Sexiest Man Alive winking and smoldering for the camera for 90-minutes straight.

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Broadway Shows Keep Canceling Performances Over Positive COVID-19 Tests

December 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Right now, New York City is in one of the biggest COVID-19 spikes in positivity rates. Their numbers doubled in three days. So it’s a great time to catch a Broadway show! PSYCHE! It is obviously not. And because of positive COVID-19 test results, several productions have had to cancel shows within hours and even minutes of showtime.

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Steve Burton Exits “General Hospital” After Refusing To Get Vaccinated Against COVID-19

November 24, 2021 / Posted by:

Entertainment Weekly says that 51-year-old Steve Burton has been let go from the ABC soap opera General Hospital where he had played Jason Morgan on the series on and off from 1991 to 2012 and then returned in 2017. He joined the unemployment line with co-star, 50-year-old Ingo Rademacher, who played Jasper “Jax” Jacks and exited the series after also refusing to be vaccinated. Steve hopped on Instagram to let the people know and also show the anti-vax crowd how telegenic he is. He’ll be hosting a Fox News gig in five, four, three, two…–OH WAIT! They have vaccine mandates too.

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Emilio Estevez Says He’s Not An Anti-Vaxxer

November 9, 2021 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, Deadline reported that Emilio Estevez would not be returning for the second season of the Disney+ revival series, The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers. Sources claimed that Emilio “declined to provide assurances” that he would comply with the show’s COVID vaccination requirement, aka bitch is probably an anti-vaxxer. Now Emilio has responded to these reports in a lengthy written statement. The first line reads: “I am not anti-vaxx. Full stop.” But Emilio doesn’t stop. He goes on for another 675 words. Damn. Well, now that he’s out of a job, maybe he should get into ghostwriting college essays?

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Big Bird Got The COVID-19 Vaccine And It Pissed Off Ted Cruz

November 8, 2021 / Posted by:

Over the weekend Big Bird got the COVID-19 vaccine! He immediately tweeted that shit (he is a bird, after all), writing, “My wing is feeling a little sore, but it’ll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and other healthy.” Before he got the jab, Big Bird participated in a CNN Town Hall for Families to help answer questions from kids about the vaccine, which was recently authorized for American children ages 5-11.

Awww, good for Big Bird… would be any reasonable, well-intentioned person’s response. But “reasonable” and “well-intentioned” are not adjectives to describe Texas Senator Ted Cruz. He tweeted, “Government propaganda… for your 5 year old!” and a slew of other hardcore right-wing trolls did the same. Hmmm… Big Bird is technically only 6-years-old, so I don’t think he’s old enough to identify as right or left-wing. He uses both wings equally!

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