Category: Billy Idol

Miley Cyrus And Cody Simpson Usher In A New Era Of Nope

November 1, 2019 / Posted by:

It is with a heavy heart that I report that Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson are still doing the absolute most. It seems there is no relief in sight. My thoughts and prayers are with breakfasts, lunches, and dinners lost during this difficult time. E! News reports that due to lax societal norms, Miley and Cody dressed up as Billy Idol and his dancer ex-girlfriend Perri Lister for Halloween, and assaulted their social media accounts with explicit photos of them making out. In lieu of flowers, please consider a tax deductible donation to the Make It Stop Foundation.

WARNING: This story contains graphic content that some may find disturbing.

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A Woman Is Suing Billy Idol For Standing Her Up For A Hotel “Meet And Greet”

October 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Apparently, even though the year is 2018 and Billy Idol is 62 years of age, lusty ladies are still more than willing to drop their panties for him. Not only will they drop their panties, they will drop every fucking thing in their damn life for a chance at one night in heaven with the sneering rocker. Well, at least one lady was, and now she’s suing Billy for standing her up.

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