Miley Cyrus And Cody Simpson Usher In A New Era Of Nope

November 1, 2019 / Posted by:

It is with a heavy heart that I report that Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson are still doing the absolute most. It seems there is no relief in sight. My thoughts and prayers are with breakfasts, lunches, and dinners lost during this difficult time. E! News reports that due to lax societal norms, Miley and Cody dressed up as Billy Idol and his dancer ex-girlfriend Perri Lister for Halloween, and assaulted their social media accounts with explicit photos of them making out. In lieu of flowers, please consider a tax deductible donation to the Make It Stop Foundation.

WARNING: This story contains graphic content that some may find disturbing.

According to E!:

The 22-year-old Australian artist dressed up like Billy Idol and the 26-year-old singer wore a Perri Lister ensemble. The pair posted pictures of their spooktacular looks via Instagram on Thursday. From documenting the getting ready process to capturing the final transformation, the dynamic duo made sure to photograph it all. They also packed on the PDA in many of the pictures. For instance, Cyrus posted a video of the couple making out and shared a shot of them kissing in the bathroom. Simpson also posted a picture of himself posing shirtless and holding his leading lady close during the “after party.”

Well, youโ€™ve come this far, you know what comes next. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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My Idol ๐Ÿ–ค

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These are confusing and unsettling times. Remember when Miley and Cody got coupleโ€™s tattoos? That should have been a warning. The โ€œrock and roll heartโ€ tattoo Miley got was a replica of Perri Listerโ€™s.

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BILLY ๐Ÿ–ค PERRI

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How did we not see this coming? I feel unmoored. I dread the next stage in their relationship. What happens when the eyeliner wears down to the nub? What horrors await? Is this just a Halloween stunt or will Miley and Cody live out the rest of their lives as Billy and Perri? Thank goodness they didn’t choose Sid and Nancy as their muses.

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after party ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

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BFI 4 EVR ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–ค

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According to Wikipedia, Billy and Perri were together for 9 years and share a son, Willem Wolf Broad. I fear this means our national nightmare, nay our international nightmare, is far from over. Hold your loved ones close and pray for mercy.

And just because it’s Friday, here’s Perri dancing topless in the video for Duran Duran’s The Chauffeur. Miley could NEVA!

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