Category: Chris Cuomo
Chris Cuomo Got Caught Not Social Distancing––And Took It Out On A Stranger
CNN anchor Chris Cuomo has had a rough few weeks. He apparently hates his job one minute, then loves it the next. This love-hate pattern also seems to carryover anytime he interviews his brother, Governor Andrew Cuomo, on TV. And rather than do the sensible thing and take some time off to recover from his insanely stressful year, which included a COVID-19 diagnosis that resulted in tooth-chippingly bad symptoms, he chose to pull the dumbass move of going outside (!!!) and risk spreading coronavirus to everyone.
Chris Cuomo Says His COVID-19 Chills Were So Bad He Chipped A Tooth
COVID-19 has got Chris Cuomo fucked up, but not so fucked up that he’s stopped anchoring his CNN show Cuomo Prime Time from his basement. Yesterday, Chris offered up a little insight on what it’s like inside Club COVID. No surprise, it’s wiggity wiggity wack. It’s hot, sweaty, the emergency exits are all blocked and the DJ sucks. Chris said he was up all night with a 103 degree fever and had the chills so bad he chipped a tooth. He also reported having a conversation with his father who’s been dead since 1994, adding “I’ve had a lot of weird experiences in my life with health and everything else, (but) I’ve never had anything like what haunted me last night with this virus.” Jesus, you’d think this place would have been shut down before it even opened, but they just keep letting more and more people in!
Chris Cuomo Has Coronavirus, Will Anchor His CNN Show From Home
Somebody tell Chris Cuomo that coronavirus called him “Fredo” so he can let loose on that fucker. Chris Cuomo of CNN’s Cuomo Prime Time has announced he tested positive for COVID-19. Yes, another rich and famous person caught the coronavirus. Alert Cardi B!
Sad, Sad News For New Yorkers: Sandra Lee Is No Longer Your First Lady
In 2018, the population of the State of New York was 19.54 million. Well, Wyoming, the good news for you is that you’re about to move up a spot from the bottom of the list, because New York will be the least populated state in the country since everyone is fleeing that bitch now that semi-homemade treasure Sandra Lee is no longer its First Lady after breaking up with her partner of 14 years Governor Andrew Cuomo, formerly known as Mr. Sandra Lee. Even the Statue of Liberty was seen packing up her Patagonia and moving on over to New Jersey.
Chris Cuomo Lost It After A Guy Called Him “Fredo”
I saw the word Fredo trending on Twitter yesterday and wondered, “Fuck, they’re rebooting Lord of the Rings again?!” But it turns out, it was trending because of a messy situation involving CNN’s Chris Cuomo. Chris threatened to throw a man down the stairs after the man called him a “Fredo,” which is apparently a slur.