Category: Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen Turned Down “Dancing With The Stars”
Charlie Sheen may be broke, but apparently not broke enough to put his hard won dignity at risk. According to Us Weekly, Charlie was all set to join the cast of Dancing With The Stars this season, but backed out at the last minute when he realized it involved more than standing in the middle of the stage smoking cigarettes through his nose while a lady in a shiny dress twirls around him. Charlie says he walked away from the gig because he can’t dance.
Denise Richards Claims That Charlie Sheen Owes Her $450,000 In Back Child Support
And the everlasting cycle continues, because it’s time for Denise Richards to fight with Charlie Sheen over child support. While just last year Charlie was telling us all how broke he was and how he couldn’t afford the measly $20,000 a month Denise was getting for their daughters, Sam and Lola, it seems Denise thinks that he’s just lying and is in fact hiding money from her. And guess what? She’s coming to collect.
Charlie Sheen Once Brought A Hooker To Thanksgiving Dinner At Denise Richards’ House
Denise Richards could definitely write a book with all the stories she has about Charlie Sheen. But this is 2019 – why write a book when you can spill it all on episodes of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Denise recently told a story about one Thanksgiving where her ex showed up with a surprise plus-one sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
Charlie Sheen Is Still Too Broke To Pay His Taxes And Wants A More Lenient Payment Plan
Charlie Sheen will go down in history as being a human public service announcement for why you shouldn’t blow all your money on porn stars and blow. Charlie has been involved in some serious financial fuckery as of late and is being chased by the scariest man any rich person could fear: The Taxman. Charlie is trying his hardest to pay back all the money he owes the government but it’s a bit tough when he doesn’t have many coins coming in.
Denise Richards Invited Charlie Sheen To Her Wedding
Denise Richards is getting married today in Malibu and it’s been reported by Us Weekly that Charlie Sheen is invited. There are no promises, I’m just saying that there could be reports of tiger blood shed or a menagerie of “goddesses” creating a champagne and canapé shortage at the reception before jumping into the pool. There may or may not be a drug dealer arrested lurking around the valet booth, and we might be able to see video footage of Charlie grabbing the mic off of a bridesmaid for an impromptu wedding speech. In other words, Denise Richards is getting married to Aaron Phypers today, and it could be the greatest wedding of this century.
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Charlie Sheen Is Broke And Can’t Afford To Pay Child Support
Today in Broke Celebrity News, Charlie Sheen is claiming he is too poor to handle paying child support to both his exes, Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller. The Blast reports that Charlie filed some requests with the court system to adjust his child support payments, saying his finances are no longer insanely stuffed to the brim and he can no longer afford his children. This is why we need Sex Ed; too many washed up stars end up broke paying for child support. Who’s looking after these people? There oughta be some kind of program to help these men out.