Charlie Sheen Once Brought A Hooker To Thanksgiving Dinner At Denise Richards’ House

May 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Denise Richards could definitely write a book with all the stories she has about Charlie Sheen. But this is 2019 – why write a book when you can spill it all on episodes of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Denise recently told a story about one Thanksgiving where her ex showed up with a surprise plus-one sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

On Tuesday’s episode of RHOBH, Denise told her ex-turned-good friend Patrick Muldoon that she thinks her exes have “aged her” and proceeded to prove her point by telling a story about one of the times Charlie tested all her nerves. via HuffPo

“Charlie came over for Thanksgiving for dinner a few years ago, and he had a hooker in the car in the driveway. And he was afraid to tell me, ‘Uh, you know, well, she’s in the driveway. Is it OK if she’s in the driveway?’ I’m like, ‘I’ll set a fucking plate.’ Even a hooker deserves to have Thanksgiving dinner.”

If I were that hooker, I’d be most thankful that Charlie paid me in cash, and didn’t try to write me a bum check.

Denise, who has always denied being a former hooker herself, doesn’t specify which Thanksgiving this was, or how she explained Charlie’s friend to the guests, or if Charlie made a tasteless joke about how he too was stuffing a bird just before he got there. Denise’s reaction to the whole thing tells me everything I need to know about how much she dealt with while she was married to Charlie Sheen. She didn’t freak out, she simply grabbed an extra set of cutlery. A surprise hooker in the driveway was probably nothing compared to the craziness Denise has seen. Charlie could have shown up with three hookers in an inflatable pool filled with JELL-O shots perched on the back of an antique horse-drawn carriage driven by a high-out-of-their-minds Grimace and The Hamburglar, and Denise would be like, “(sigh) I’ll get some hay for the horses.

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