And now we’re fully entering the “IT WAS YOUR FAULT, BITCH! – NO, IT WAS YOUR FAULT!” chapter of a celebrity couple’s split.
After it was announced that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth separated after less than a year of marriage, I didn’t really think we’d get another Ariana Grande x Pete Davidson situation where they’d sling shit at each other every other day. I figured Liam would get in a few shirtless pap pics of him looking sad and Miley would get in a few more pap pics of her sucking Kaitlynn Carter’s face and they’d get back together. But alas, here we are, heading into MessyVille city limits with allegations of Miley cheating and Liam drugging it up.
Page Six says that Liam wants to clear things up. Well, not him, but a source in his vicinity. This source says Miley is full of shit. It was reported earlier that Liam was a moody little bitch who would party hard and canoodle with blondes, but nothing could be further from the truth. A source says these reports are “100% a distraction”:
“Liam is one of the kindest, gentlest people out there. Him being wild or drunk or deadbeat is absolutely ridiculous.”
They also say that Liam was totally blindsided by those pictures of Miley and Kaitlynn kissing in Italy, saying he was “devastated,” and “blindsided.” A source says Miley is being “immature”:
“They are still married and they really did love each other. She’s really immature and always has been.”
But Miley’s source tells Page Six:
“Miley was not unfaithful, and all these stories about her being wild and cheating is a bunch of bullshit. They split up. She’s taking the high road. Everyone is trying to. They were together since she was 16. It’s hard.”
TMZ is also hearing from Team Miley who claims she valiantly fought for the marriage but Liam had a drinking problem and was using “certain drugs.” We know Miley likes the good shit, so this must mean hardcore drugs. But Liam’s sources say that he has no drug or alcohol problems whatsoever, and that Miley is a cheating hussy! Her infidelity is allegedly what broke them up.
Speaking of her alleged infidelity, TMZ says that Miley and Kaitlynn have taken their #HotGirlSummer back home and are still hanging out. After both of their relationships ended, they hooked up in Italy and are now I guess inseparable? They returned to L.A. and were spotted driving around on Wednesday–so that’s still a thing.
Honestly, the only person who is fully benefiting from this scenario is Brody Jenner. Liam and Miley are gonna be slinging words at each other through their sources, Kaitlynn’s gonna get caught in the middle of it and Brody? Brody has himself a full storyline for The Hills: New Beginnings! “I got dumped for Miley Cyrus”? He’ll be collecting his checks no problem with that tagline. And the marriage to Kaitlynn wasn’t even real anyway. Zero losses for Brody.