Welp, I guess it’s finally that time. By “that time” I mean when recent exes Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson turn on each other. And by “finally” I mean not long after we found out she was getting her tattoos which were inspired by Pete hidden and forgotten from her body. I guess it’s a quick hop from removing tattoos to throwing shade on social networks.
Ariana got pissed over a Saturday Night Live promo starring her ex, guest host Jonah Hill, and musical guest Maggie Rogers. In the promo, Pete introduces himself to Maggie and then jokingly asks her to marry him, and when she turns him down, he says, “0 for 3.”
— Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) November 1, 2018
Well, that was no joke to Ariana. She was furious that her former fiancé would propose to some other music chick after only a few moments of actually knowing them. Who does that? And she let the world know it in some tweets that she quickly deleted but not before people could screenshot them (via People):
Ariana really came for good old Petey. Bet she wishes she didn’t name a fucking song after him on her new album, huh? Obviously Ariana felt some remorse, or didn’t want to be the main focus of the tabloids this weekend (too late girlie) so she tried to remove the evidence of her spite before we got hold of it, but that is just highly unrealistic.
I have to say, I’m actually on Team Pete for this one. Only because, this is who Pete is. When they were together he was basically giving the press a detailed sketch of the inside of her vagina with annotations and directions and a color-coded map with references and an index. So why are you now shocked that man is going to talk about you after the fact? Like girl, it doesn’t take That’s So Raven to see this one coming.
Can’t wait for Ariana to really lay into Pete with some piping hot tea. Expect her to drop the facts about Pete’s dick any second. She’s going to re-release Sweetner with a new track to replace Pete’s called: “Four Inches”. She’s going to join her BFF Nicki Minaj on Queen Radio to premiere the track and yell about her ex. “You thought our engagement was fast, ask me how quickly he orgasmed.”