Category: BenAna
Ben Affleck And Ana de Armas Were Seen Checking Out A $9.75 Million House
Back in April, I prayed to god that we might live long enough to witness Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas participate in “The Blended Family Big Top Corona Quarantine Pap Parade featuring three kids, three dogs, a cat in a stroller and a hamburger flipping robot.” Well, less than two months later, it actually happened, albeit without cat or robot (tell me how it is that Jennifer Garner’s boyfriend is never seen, yet, in addition to knowing Ben’s Dunkin’ Donuts order by heart, I’m pretty sure I could confidently walk into any Victoria’s Secret and pick out a bra and panty set for Ana knowing it would fit and the color would match her eyes?). Does time somehow move slower in Quronatine (™) for everyone else, or are BenAna going toe to toe (X 3 X 10) with Britney Spears and Usain Bolt for the 100-meter dash? Because according to The Daily Mail, BenAna’s already looking at property together.
Open Post: Hosted By Ben Affleck And Ana de Armas Kissing In A Quarantine-Themed Music Video
It’s been *checks calendar* THREE DAYS! since we’ve seen tangible proof of Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas’ earth-shaking, global warming causing, thigh-melting, unbridled passion. I know, I’m worried, you’re worried, we’re all very worried. But fear not! According to E! News, BenAna are still very much in love, and lest we dare forget it, they’ve captured their amore on film in the music video for Puerto Rican rapper Residente’s new song, Antes Que El Mundo Se Acabe (Before the World Ends). The video features “113 every day couples” making out. Out of those 113 couples, 112 of them managed to kiss on screen without looking directly into the camera. I don’t think I need to tell you which couple could not.
Ben Affleck And Ana de Armas Went Instagram Official For Her Birthday
What’s that you hear? That, my friends, is the relieved exhale of the sidewalks of L.A. whose burden has at last been lifted after carrying the weight of Ben Affleck, Ana de Armas, the dogs and a rag-tag crew of exhausted paparazzi, lo these many weeks. BenAna has decamped to the desert and gone Instagram Official, taking their thirst into their own hands. According to People, Ana celebrated her 32nd birthday with Ben, her second favorite photographer (Rodrigo will always be her #1), on a remote romantic retreat.
Ben Affleck Took A Smoke Break While Wearing His Face Mask
I know it seems like you’ve seen a lot of coverage of Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas’ copious coronavirus love parades. But you have to believe me when I tell you that you have not seen the half of it here. They happen daily, and so it’s only when something of particular note happens, like say Ana wears a $3000 Gucci drop cloth, that I feel like it’s my journalistic duty to report on it. And BenAna’s Thursday ho stroll was one such event. Prayers up for Batman, he is really going through it. He’s walking around with his Casual Friday bat-mask half off his face (it was Thursday, his bat-standards are slipping), smoking a cigarette and looking supremely miserable. Don’t bother sending up the Bat-Signal, he really just can’t right now.
Ana de Armas Rejected Constructive Criticism By Blocking Her Twitter Fan Accounts
The 1992 The Far Side calendar I keep by my desk has two red check marks on Monday and Tuesday, counting the number of days since Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas’ last pap stroll. And I have a sinking feeling more red checks are to come. Ana’s on to us! Apparently Ana doesn’t like people making fun of her rare genetic condition where she can only metabolize vitamin D if the sound of multiple cameras shuttering is present. Last night, Ana #tooktotwitter and went on a blocking spree which included two of her most popular fan accounts.
Ben Affleck And Ana de Armas Enjoyed A Romantic Starbucks Pap Stroll
Ben Affleck and his new girlfriend Ana de Armas are really going for it. They’re swinging for the fences, pulling out all the stops, laying it all on the line, and mounting a full court press (as in they’re full on courting the press). Metaphorically speaking, it’s a mess. Ben and Ana are literally rubbing their new relationship in our faces. Ok, also metaphorically. No, I’m not going crazy, you’re going crazy! We’re all going crazy, and in struts Ben and Ana doing a carefully curated pap stroll/Starbucks run, complete with heads thrown back in laughter and a tiny white dog, like it’s the year 2019 and they haven’t a care in the world. To which I say, THANK GOD FOR BEN AFFLECK AND HIS 2020 DICK CHOICES. I needed this.