Category: Ricky Schroder
Ricky Schroder Threw Another Tantrum Over A Mask Mandate
Ricky Schroder is up to his old tricks. No, I don’t mean acting in Hollywood productions, he’s far past that. But he is still throwing tantrums in public places over mask mandates. Last May, Ricky terrorized poor employees at Costco in California over his refusal to follow policy by wearing a mask in the store. Now he’s lighting up a *checks notes* security guard at the Dwight D. Eisenhower Presidential Library & Museum. Ah, yes, good–finally someone is standing up to those fucking fascists at the Presidential Library and Museum! Always shushing people and telling people not to touch the historical items! Monsters!
Ricky Schroder Threw An Anti-Mask Tantrum At A California Costco
Ricky Schroder’s film and television career might be as lifeless as the battery in that train from Silver Spoons, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have numerous acting opportunities at his disposal. For example, Ricky continues to act like an asshole. And that might be due to the fact that Ricky is a Male Karen with a victim complex, which means Ricky gets really fired up when he thinks his rights are being infringed upon. Just like over the weekend, when Ricky really wanted to shop maskless at his local Costco. But alas, Ricky was denied his Kirkland jorts and $5 rotisserie chickens, because Costcos in California haven’t changed their in-store mask policy. And that made Ricky angry enough to whip out his phone and show all the strangers of the internet what happens when you ask Ricky Schroder to do something as simple as cover his face.
Ricky Schroder Called The Police To Report Hate Comments Following His Support Of Kyle Rittenhouse
After rubbing together his last two dusty nickels from those NYPD Blues residuals to help post bail for alleged domestic terrorist Kyle Rittenhouse, Ricky Schroder got more hate mail than usual. According to TMZ, Pricky has been on the receiving end of some absolutely terrifying “negative social media posts,” one even going so far as to suggest that he “can shove that silver spoon right up his own ass.” Like I said, just real bone-chilling shit that left Ricky in such a state of abject horror that he called cops. Fortunately, when the police showed up at his Malibu home, they were unable to find any evidence of a credible threat to his anus.
Ricky Schroder Helped Bail Out Accused Murderer Kyle Rittenhouse
“Yeah, so on January 1, 2020, you’re going to want to hibernate in a WiFi-less cave for the next 12 months. Don’t come out! A lot of fucked-up shit happens including that little blond brat on the train helping to bail out a wannabe militiaboy who shot and killed two people during a protest” is what I’d say to a little me watching Silver Spoons after time-traveling back to 1986. And, “Oh no, am I going to look that haggard?” is what a little me would say to current day me during that time-travel visit.
Kyle Rittenhouse, the 17-year-old from Illinois who shot and killed two men during the Jacob Blake protests in August, is now out of jail after posting his $2 million bail in cash. TMZ says that a chunk of that money came from the pockets of Ricky Schroder. I know, you probably burped up a ball of shock over that. Who knew that Ricky Schroder had $150,000 in cash?!
Ricky Schroder Was Arrested For Felony Domestic Abuse For The Second Time In A Month
My life rule to never trust a grown man with a boy’s name bears repeating with the news that Ricky Schroder has arrested for felony domestic violence. What’s worse, it’s his second arrest in a month! This motherfucker thought he had us fooled with the baby face and cutesy name, but now I’m viewing everything in a new light. He probably pinched himself and used camphor to get those tears flowing in The Champ.