Category: Asshole-types
Shia LaBeouf Denies Every Single One Of FKA Twigs’ Allegations
Denial, it’s not a river in Egypt, but it is what Shia LaBeouf’s current plan of action when it comes to all of FKA Twigs’ domestic violence allegations against him. Shia’s ex-girlfriend FKA Twigs filed a lawsuit against him in December, and in it, she accused him of many heinous, awful things like sexual battery, relentless controlling behavior, knowingly infecting her with an STD, and physical abuse. A former girlfriend named Karolyn Pho backed up FKA Twigs’ allegations with her own, many of which were very similar.
At the time of her filing, Shia responded by saying he was in no position to rationalize what alcohol does to him, that he has a history of hurting himself and others, and that he was sorry to see those he’s hurt. Then six seconds later, a more formal statement was released, and in it, Shia claimed, “many of these allegations are not true,” but that he owed the women (FKA Twigs and Karolyn) the chance to air their statements publicly, and that he owed them accountability for his actions. Well, now Shia’s denying 100% of the allegations listed in her lawsuit. And not only does he think she’s not entitled to any damages, but that she’s the one who should be forking over some cash to him.
Nick Loeb Has Lost His Fight For Sofia Vergara’s Embryos In Louisiana, Again
Nick Loeb has established himself as the kind whose relevancy should forever be limited to sub-basement level Tomatometer scores, and yet, it’s not, because Nick Loeb is still messing with Sofia Vergara and trying to get the embryos they made when they were together. But the good news for Sofia is that those embryos continue to be protected for now, because Nick has once again felt the reproductive justice wrath of a Louisiana appeals court.
Welcome To The Bean Dad Saga, Which Has Turned Into A Mess Involving “Jeopardy!” King Ken Jennings
The only bean dad any of us should be required to recognize is Jay Bush, of Bush’s Baked Beans, a man who is not technically the father of Duke, but a loving father figure nonetheless.
Over the weekend, podcaster and musician John Roderick became 2021’s first Twitter villain after he posted a series of tweets shaming his 9-year-old daughter’s attempt to open a can of beans on her own. That turned into some old problematic tweets resurfacing, a deleted Twitter account, and John’s podcast co-host Ken Jennings getting dragged into it.
Shia LaBeouf’s Lawyer Says He’s Looking To Check Himself Into A Long-Term Treatment Center For His Issues
Here is an update for anyone who was wondering if we’ll be seeing Shia LaBeouf sucking face in public with Margaret Qualley any time soon. We might, but it sounds like Shia better schedule that as soon as possible. Because Variety has confirmed with Shia’s attorney, Shawn Holley, that Shia is looking to go away for a while to deal with his issues.
The Internet Roasted Elon Musk After He Said Trans Pronouns Aren’t Aesthetically Pleasing
Elon Musk is a rocket scientist, which either means his brain is very smart, or his brain is working just hard enough to know how to keep other people hustling for him. But can you believe it, there is something that is just way beyond Elon’s scope of understanding, too far out of his mental grasp to comprehend. And that’s pronouns.
Back in July, Elon tweeted the #sobrave and #sobold statement that “pronouns suck,” a broad accusation with the flavor of transphobia and zero basis in fact or proof, unless you were looking for proof that Elon is king of the edgelords (to be fair, you don’t have to look that hard). Elon was never able to articulate exactly why he hated pronouns so much. But it sounds like the hamster running on the wheel in his head finally squeaked out something that resembled an argument for his tweet. Elon has once again tweeted about pronouns, and once again, the internet is dragging him for it.
FKA Twigs Is Suing Shia LaBeouf For “Relentless Abuse,” Including Sexual Battery And Assault
June 5, 2019 is the day I wrote that FKA twigs might be on a break with Shia LaBeouf after dating for about a year. As it turns out, the reality of that “break” might have been more like an escape, or a break for freedom. Because FKA twigs filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles earlier today, and in it she claims her time with Shia was an endless nightmare of abuse, controlling behavior, isolation, and career sabotage.