After Being Photographed Having Lunch Together, People Now Think Anna Wintour And Bradley Cooper Are Doing It (HA!)

July 25, 2019 / Posted by:

I mean, really guys? Can’t two extremely wealthy and very famous people sit down to talk about all things 1-percenter without getting wrapped up into some kind of torrid love affair? I mean sheesh! Let the rich and famous people be! JK I don’t care at all, and honestly I love seeing ice queen, Anna Wintour, get wrapped into a love affair rumor. It’s so chic!

After Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk broke up, people were just counting the days until he and Lady Gaga turned A Star Is Born into reality and signed a relationship contract finally. Well joke is on us, because Bradley has not chosen to get onto the Gaga and instead having dinner with Anna Wintour. I mean, they’re totally not seeing each other, but it’s going to be so fun pretending they are for the next few minutes.

PopCulture reports that Bradley has a new woman, or at least the internet sure is acting that way. Bradley and Irina broke up at the beginning of June after four years together, although if you listen to the rumors, they’d been broken up emotionally for some time and were just sticking it out for their two-year-old daughter Lea. She moved out not long after and the two have been co-parenting ever since. All in all it seemed like a fairly drama-free break up–certainly it was by Hollywood standards. Which is why it’s not shocking that people are grasping at straws to make this into something buzzworthy. Case and point: Anna Wintour.

Anna and Bradley went out to lunch together in New York City, where Bradley has been spending a lot more time. Rumor has it that he and Irina agreed to live in New York, so as to not worry about making Lea travel for joint custody. So NYC seems to be Bradley’s new regular stomping grounds, and so he was catching up with old friend, Anna. Or was he? Maybe he and her were on a steamy date! Sure she’s been with investor-type, Shelby Bryan, since the two left their marriages for each other in 1999, but maybe Bradley is here to sweep in with his long hair and badass guitar?

Bradley and Anna seem to really know each other, beyond this lunch they’ve also been seen at Wimbledon (rich people event), Paris Fashion Week (rich people event) and “other big events” (AKA other places super duper rich people hang out). It’s almost like they’re rich and famous people who bump into each other at the gliteratti events they both attend and became friends? Hmm. But that reasonable explanation flew past some people online:

I mean, I have to agree. Bradley’s outfit is blasphemy. He wore that to meet up with Anna Wintour? That’s insanity. And that pedophile-moustache? With the middle part? Why not just register as a sex offender? I can’t believe he went to see the Editor of Vogue looking like an unnamed sexual deviant-extra in Law & Order: SVU. That’s like wearing light-up dinosaur shoes to hang out with Tom Ford. You want to get read for filth? You want to have your feet cut off by Tom Ford’s fashionable assistants who hold you down and get the hacksaw? You want Anna Wintour to lock you in the Vogue basement closet for the next year and a half forcing you to eat nothing but the real-leather accessories? Come on, now.

Pic: Wenn.com

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