Marlon Wayans Speaks Out After An Altercation With A United Airline Gate Agent

June 13, 2023 / Posted by:

If you’ve ever been to an airport, then you know it’s filled with zombies shuffling through the motions to get the hell out as quickly as possible. And when you’re on the go like Marlon Wayans, you need to be sure you don’t have any hiccups in your schedule to avoid delays in getting paid. But this was the case during a United Airlines flight where Marlon says he was targeted by a gate agent who made him miss a gig in Kanas City. Now Marlon feels the wrath of Americans everywhere who have been at the mercy of jaded gate agents. And he can’t believe they would treat one of their first-class passengers in such a horrific manner.

According to TMZ, Moneybags Marlon was prepared to rest in one of United’s cushiest First Class seats when his new archenemy Agent A-Hole stopped him dead in his tracks. In this Duel of the Damned, Marlon’s kryptonite became his luggage, and Agent A-Hole would not allow Marlon to board the plane with his excessive amount (which was probably filled to the brim with diamonds and the tears of the poor). Appalled, Marlon allegedly caused a scene while trying to make his escape to the plane. But that’s when Agent A-Hole’s backup swooped in, putting an end to this ill-fated caper of chasing a check.

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