Category: A$AP Rocky
Rihanna Was Seen Hanging Out With A$AP Rocky After Splitting From Hassan Jameel
Rihanna recently split with her billionaire boyfriend of nearly three years, Hassan Jameel, and now it appears as though she’s already moved on with American ambassador to Sweden shoo-in A$AP Rocky. And somewhere, Drake is crying oceans of tears into his latest ugly sweater.
A$AP Rocky Says He’s A Sex Addict
Back in July, rapper A$AP Rocky found himself in a Swedish jail after getting arrested for a street fight. He spent one month in jail, the conditions of which could allegedly be described as “inhumane.” As it turns out, it was more inhumane that we thought. Terrible food. Dirty toilets. And not a single cell phone which A$AP could use to text the words, “Hey girl WYD?”
A$AP Rocky Was Found Guilty In Sweden But Will Not Serve Jail Time
Sweden has proven itself to be Troll Master Queen of the Baltics. After keeping A$AP Rocky in jail for a month over a possible assault charge, Sweden finally charged him and put him through a trial. Once the trial ended, the court released him and his co-defendants and they went back to America as a verdict was decided. That verdict came in today, and A$AP and company have been found guilty of assault in Sweden. They won’t do jail time, though, but Sweden has hit them with fines. Hey, A$AP, maybe Donald Trump will pay your tab for you?
A$AP Rocky’s Home And Says He’s Never Going Back To Sweden
TMZ reports that A$AP Rocky made it back to the States yesterday and has vowed to never, ever enter the country of Sweden again after spending a month in a Stockholm jail on an assault charge. The judge in the case allowed Rocky and two members of his entourage to skip town prior to their trial verdict being rendered on August 14. Our star-fucking Troll-In-Chief has, of course, already taken credit for getting A$AP released at the behest of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. It’s nice to see that everyone’s priorities are on point. Tasks like getting some asshole-sounding rapper out of jail in a foreign country should definitely be an imperative seeing as everything else back here in the U.S. is going so swimmingly.
Swedish Prosecutors In The A$AP Rocky Case Want Him To Serve Six Months In Prison (UPDATE)
UPDATE: The judge just released A$AP Rocky and the other two defendants and is letting them leave Sweden. The verdict will be laid down on August 14, but since the judge let them go, there’s a good chance they’re all going to be found not guilty. And, of course, you know who is still acting like he cares.
A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 2, 2019
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So the A$AP Rocky trial in Sweden is coming to a close and it’s pretty much up to the judges to come to their conclusions on the evidence and lay down a sentence. After being arrested in Sweden early last month for a street fight, and being locked up ever since–A$AP will soon find out if he will be able to leave and fly back to his celebrity life where he can tour and rap and say that Black Lives Matters is a bandwagon. Or if he’ll be spending a minute in a Swedish prison cell. But lucky for him, Donald Trump is still sticking his nose in Swedish business–because as everyone knows: people outside of America love Donald Trump.
A$AP Rocky Takes The Stand To Testify In His Assault Trial In Sweden
What did I tell you about those Swedish trials? That shit goes quick. A$AP Rocky‘s assault trial started on Tuesday so today will potentially be the last day before the judges deliberate. We’ll see, but it’s the most “explosive” day of the trial, I suppose one could say–as today is the day that A$AP took the stand to defend himself against that guy who harassed him in the streets relentlessly until the point that A$AP and his friends had to beat his ass. No word on if Donald Trump will make an appearance as a character witness for A$AP since he knows him so well and really cares about this situation.