Category: Hassan Jameel
Rihanna Was Seen Hanging Out With A$AP Rocky After Splitting From Hassan Jameel
Rihanna recently split with her billionaire boyfriend of nearly three years, Hassan Jameel, and now it appears as though she’s already moved on with American ambassador to Sweden shoo-in A$AP Rocky. And somewhere, Drake is crying oceans of tears into his latest ugly sweater.
Star Magazine Claims That Rihanna Might Be “Preparing To Get Pregnant”
Rihanna is a busy bee who keeps launching projects like makeup, underwear, movies, luxury goods that I most certainly can’t afford. And much to the dismay of her fans who keep screaming “WHEN WILL WE GET NEW MUSIC?!“, there’s a chance her next big project won’t be an album, but a pregnancy. Who thinks this? Star Magazine, that’s who. So of course there’s a chance this is just some very creative writing from someone who really wanted to picture RiRi with a BiBi. But a source swears that Rihanna is ready for the swollen ankles, heartburn, and tiny feet doing Tae Bo on her bladder, because she’s cutting back on booze. And when a woman cuts back on the booze, that obviously means she wants to get pregnant!
Rihanna Might Have Broken Up With Her Billionaire Boyfriend Because She Got Tired Of Him
Rihanna has been rumored to be grinding her ooh-na-nas on the gear shift of Saudi Toyota billionaire Hassan Jameel for about a year. But according to MediaTakeOut, Rihanna is no longer with Hassan. Poor Drake is no doubt kicking himself right now. If he weren’t so busy dodging an illegitimate son scandal, he could be working on the perfect way to swoop in and try to win back the love of his life. The bad news for Drake is that Rihanna might not be sad about her breakup.
Sources tell MTO that Rihanna has recently broken up with Hassan because she got bored. Some women might have revived their interest by dreaming of those sweet Toyota upgrades (mmmmm….on-the-house heated seats). But when Rihanna is bored, she’s bored, and doesn’t take long to leave. One source says:
“Of course Rihanna broke his heart. That’s what she does – break men’s hearts. Rihanna just got tired of him. She gets tired of men sometimes.”
That same source adds that it was a good relationship, and they were together for a while, but they’re over now.
Harper’s Bazaar points out that it’s not like Rihanna has a ton of time to dedicate to dating anyway. She’s in Ocean’s 8, which comes out on Friday, as well as running her lingerie line Savage x Fenty and her makeup company Fenty Beauty. I hope that as Rihanna patted her mouth to stifle a yawn on her way out of Hassan’s life, she left him with a little goodbye gift in the form of a dry cleaning gift certificate. Billionaire or not, getting all that liquid body shimmer out of fancy silk bed sheets can’t be easy, and it’s just a kind gesture.
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RiRi’s Pool Humping Partner Is A Saudi Tycoon Who May Have Dated Naomi Campbell
Somewhere, a wall got covered in poutine tears and Drake’s body when he did the slow wall slide of crying sadness after seeing pictures of RiRi getting on a hot new piece in the pool. RiRi was (or is still on) vacation in Spain, and a paparazzo disguised themselves like a bush to get pictures of her sucking the face of a dude in a pool. The detectives on Twitter believed the dude was pocket-sized Spanish footballer Isco Alarcon. But The Sun says that RiRi’s pool-time fuck partner isn’t a footballer. His family owns a damn football team, but he isn’t a footballer. They say that RiRi was putting her tongue on Saudi businessman Hassan Jameel. Hassan’s family is the largest Toyota distributor in Saudi Arabia and they run other businesses as well. They are reportedly worth $1.5 billion at least. And here I was last night thinking that I was living the life while eating Sno-Balls ice cream as I watched old GLOW matches on YouTube. But it’s RiRi who was truly living the life in Spain while sipping champagne and boning on a hot Toyota distributor heir.