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January 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Hot future billionaire Rihanna and her hot billionaire boyfriend Hassan Jameel might be done after two years together. I refuse to believe it until I hear that Drake has quit trolling the playgrounds at movie studios to run to RiRi’s house and stand outside holding up a Bluetooth speaker blasting his album Scorpion   – Just Jared

Sorry to those of you whose nipple knobs get hard for Channing Tatum and who could place at least fifth in a Jenna Dewan look-alike contest, he may be humping on Jessie J again – Lainey Gossip

In case you didn’t hear it the four hundred thousand other times she said it, Oprah once again let us know that if she and Stedman Graham got married, they’d be done and divorced by now. Okay, Oprah, WE GET IT, can we now file for divorce from you saying you’d be divorced if you married Stedman?! – Celebitchy

Eminem put out a new album and it wouldn’t be an Eminem album if he didn’t get some quick attention for pissing people off by being oh-so-edgy – Pajiba

See: above – Towleroad

Miley Cyrus’ blurry hillbilly hippie nipple made a millisecond cameo appearance on Instagram – Drunken Stepfather

I see that the original JoJo is prematurely preparing for an audition for Hustlers: The MusicalEgotastic!

Why does it look like someone awkwardly MS Paint’d Amber Heard’s head on someone else’s body? – Popoholic

Reese Witherspoon’s look in the 90s-era Little Fires Everywhere is very Tracy Flick in 90s Hillary Clinton drag – Entertainment Weekly

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