Night Crumbs
Lady Gaga has gone Instagram official with her newest piece, tech CEO Michael Polansky. And now that she’s found love again, she can find the rest of her eyebrows – Just Jared
Disney’s final trailer for their live-action Mulan confirms that I’ll be cheering for the glamorous Witch the entire time – Lainey Gossip
Michael J. Fox was trending on Twitter today, which made my heart stop twice, and it turns out he’s alive and well. He’s just trending because the asshole who made fun of his Parkinson’s disease has cancer now – Pajiba
Bill Murray finally delivered a sequel to Groundhog Day… in the form of a Super Bowl commercial for Jeep – Celebitchy
We had planned to put up more posts today, but then these damn winds in L.A. knocked my power out and I’m operating on whatever life is left in my laptop’s battery and using my phone as a HotSpot (which is as powerful as my 17-year-old dog after he collapses from exhaustion after walking two steps). What I’m trying to say is that I’m glad I have powered through to bring you this BREAKING NEWS picture of Bella Thorne in a bra – Drunken Stepfather
Tell me more about Olaf’s Coke can-thick carrot dick – Towleroad
If your “Will Suck Dick 4 Hamilton Tickets” ad on Craigslist still isn’t getting any serious inquiries, don’t worry, you will be able to see the filmed stage show with the original cast when it hits movie theaters in….. 2021 – SOW
Okay, who on Paula Abdul’s team let her back into her own Twitter account? Whoever it was, they need to let her do it more often since she brings the gold – ONTD
Milla Jovovich gave birth to her and Paul W.S. Anderson’s third child, a daughter they named Osian Lark, which sounds like a 55+ planned community in South Florida – People
STUNT QUEEN Tom Brady’s cryptic tweet turned out to be promo for a Hulu commercial – ESPN
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