Leave It To Kelly Osbourne To Add Another Layer Of Messiness To Her Dad’s Cheating Situation

May 24, 2016 / Posted by:

Just when this whole Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne breaking up ESCANDALO was dying down and the media was moving on, Kelly Osbourne has stepped onto the stage and has kept it alive by dousing it with gallons of pure liquid foolery. If this entire thing really is a shameless stunt to promote The Talk and Black Sabbath’s tour, then Sharon Osbourne should give Kelly a huge bonus, because she sicced her followers on her dad’s supposed ex-side ho and has screamed “ELDER ABUSE!

During the course of their 33 year marriage, Ozzy’s peen apparently racked up a whole lot of frequent cheating miles by visiting tons of side pussy, but it’s his recent side ho that set Sharon off and made her dump him. Ozzy has allegedly been boning hairstylist Michelle Pugh for months. On Twatter last night, Kelly Osbourne did the social media equivalent of spray painting the words “Cum Dumpster Whore” and “Home Wrecking Pepaw Beating Hussy Slut Skeezer” onto Michelle’s car. Kelly tweeted Michelle’s number after announcing that if anybody is looking for low-lights, a blow out and a blowjob, call her up. Besides Fabio and Keith Urban, I don’t know any dude who is looking for low-lights, a blow out and a beej from the same place, but okay.


Blow out AND a blowjob” is a great tagline for a dry (and wet) bar.

When Kelly was called out for her act of pettiness and was told that she should probably direct her rage at her dad for cheating on her mom, she told them to mind their own business, as she aired her family’s business all over Twitter.

And when another person tried to enlighten Kelly to the fact that it’s not only Ozzy’s side piece’s fault, it’s also his fault, she got all very special episode of The Golden Girls by bringing elder abuse into it:

I don’t know what Kelly means by “elder abuse” and I don’t know if she knows either. Does Kelly mean that Michelle tricked innocent and naive Ozzy into cheating by making him bob for Werther’s in her cooch? Or did Michelle leave a bruise on his pepaw nalgas when she spanked him while fucking? Who knows, but I do know that before Michelle changed her number, she probably got a lot of calls asking her, “Is this a full service salon and spa, like do you take facials too?

Pic: Wenn.com

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

Comments are closed.

alt="drupal analytics" >