The Knights Who Say Wig. – Lulu of Wellington

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You ain’t seen nothing, Yeti! – oryx

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If you’re thinking to yourself, “Michael, you are so damn narcissistic for not only making yourself Hot Slut of the Day, but for also using a Photoshopped  and mega filtered picture of yourself.” Fuck you! That’s offensive to Graham. I wish my torso was covered with micro-titties complete with nipples. That’s an entire motorboat convention on your body!

The Transport Accident Commission in the state of Victoria in Australia got Melbourne-based artiste Patricia Piccinini to create Graham, an interactive sculpture of a human who has “evolved” to withstand car crashes. They created Graham to get attention (pause) for road safety. The Guardian says that Patricia Piccinini worked with a road safety engineer and a trauma surgeon to put together Graham, and of course, they have their reasons for why he has a giant dickhead, a Michael Jackson nose, a field of turnover tits, a pug-like no-neck and inverted ears. They didn’t explain why he has that heart-shaped hairline, though….

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Kristen Stewart and her on-and-off-again piece Alicia Cargile kissed on the street after getting coffee, and I’m sure a few people were so touched by their homeless hobo love that they dropped a few dollars and spare change into their cups – Lainey Gossip

Hugh Hefner’s wife and Yolanda Hadid have a lot in common, I see – Celebitchy

Jeff Lewis better watch it, because Heather Dubrow will use her husband’s connections to get him banned from every plastic surgeon’s office in Southern California. That’s worse than death! – Reality Tea 

Margot Robbie looks like she’s concentrating real hard on taking a pee before another wave comes – Drunken Stepfather

Tara Reid was really drunk on Marriage Boot Camp – The Superficial

If you didn’t care about the return of a Tyra-less America’s Next Top Model, you’ll probably find a way to care about it less after finding out that Rita Ora is the new host – Jezebel

And here’s the new host of America’s Next Top Who Cares looking like a damn banana – Popoholic

Since everyone seems to be in a feud these days, Montell Williams and Bill O’Reilly are in a feud – Towleroad

Christie Brinkley is killing hos with her beauty, even while dressed like a farmer – Hollywood Tuna 

Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox are still married and still in love, but yet they’ve filed for divorce. That shit is more confusing than what Nikki Cox did to her face – Just Jared

Taylor Lautner probed John Stamos – SOW

“Shit, I’m going to have to do this again next week with Melania Trump and Azealia Banks” is what James Corden is thinking to himself in that clip  – OMG Blog 

Mandy Moore and Wilmer Valderrama got photobombed by showgirl crotch – Popsugar

Prude ass Sarah Jessica Parker almost turned down Sex and the City because of tits and fuck words – HuffPo

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Mischa Barton got a lot of attention when she responded to the killing of Alton Sterling by posting a picture on Instagram of herself looking all sad-like in the face while luxuriating on a yacht in a black mourning bikini with a glass of pink wine in her hand. Mischa got dragged and had to delete the whole thing before releasing an apology. Fellow fallen star turned European yacht girl Lindsay Lohan was obviously inspired by Mischa’s post (read: inspired by all the attention she got) and on Tuesday, she prayed for world peace while posing for a picture that looks straight out of Daddyslist.com.

LiLo posted that “sexy but yet pondering world issues while pointing my toes” picture on Instagram and asked her followers to turn up for Nice and Turkey. She also added a deep thought that reads like it was co-written by Jack Daniels and a joint:

If history were to be folded … Where would we put the crease? Pray for the ones we lose everyday and appreciate every breathe you ?? we?? all ?? take #nice #turkey #turnup and do something (goodnight and sleep with an idea for the future)

I’m surprised she didn’t add the hashtag #AllBedSheetLivesMatter. And don’t even try to figure out what she wrote there. The weight of the WTFness in that caption will cause your brain to deflate.

Lindsay obviously moved many of her followers to heave into the nearest trashcan and they let her know what an inspiration she is in the comments:

It doesn’t even make sense. Another brainless celebrity trying to weigh in on global problems in an attempt to stay relevant.

Tone deaf, but then again, what could be expected from you?

SO insincere and such an in appropriate photo! WHo are you trying to impress with this picture?

Someone here want to USE what happened in Nice to make some personal advertisement.. Otherwise another photo would be used! Trash

did she just hashtag Nice and turnup in the same post? I mean I’m inappropriate but….

But seriously, those people are so damn rude and mean. Lindsay Lohan is such a selfless soul. I mean, she’s thinking about others while she’s going through a serious medical condition that has caused her hand to be stuck to her mouth since 2008!

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Just like the insanely successful franchise The Hunger Games, the Divergent films were based on a series of young adult novels about a girl rising up and fighting an evil government in a world where people have names like “Tris” and “Four.” But unlike The Hunger Games, people sort of lost interest in paying $15 (plus popcorn) to watch Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort running around in depressing future times couture. And now there’s a chance the only way to find out what happens to Shailene and Ansel will be to watch it on TV.

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