OK! Magazine pulled their offer to pony up $1.7 Million for exclusive photos of DanniHope's first Birthday party. OK! claims they pulled their offer, because they found some effed up crap on Larry Birkhead and they are having "moral issues." Larry claims OK! is pissed, because rival UsWeekly put DanniHope on their cover.

 

Larry told TMZ , "I was just threatened via email by (the reporter) that OK! would do a negative story on me if I did any stories with any other mags. Ridiculous!!! I am not sure what planet she's on but I am not going to be threatened. She blew it!"

 

TMZ also got a hold of an e-mail OK!'s Editor-In-Chief sent to Larry, "You know how well we've treated you … from free suits to getting a singer for your party … to be honest, we are upset that you've turned on us."

The EIC issued this official statement:

 

 

"It breaks my heart that OK! has to pull out of a shoot that would have chronicled the next great chapter of Dannielynn's life. That sort of celebration is what the magazine enjoys most. But first and foremost, we—and I—care dearly about the well-being of the young one, and my moral obligation lies with her. So, it's unfortunate, but at the moment, my biggest fear is that Larry and Howard may have tricked us all."

 

This is the way I see it. Larry is shady for selling his daughter for a cool (almost) 2 million. OK! is shady, because they claim they are having moral issues. Moral issues?! Come on now!!! It's about the mighty dollar people! It's a business. It's not about morals. Look at me talking like I even know what morals are! What is that word?

 

Howard is shady, because he's just always shady.

 

I still wanna read the dirt OK! has though.

 

 

If you told me this woman was 40, I'd believe you. This GIRL is 18. Hayden Pantyairs needs to stop! It's lovely being 18. She should love it. It's all downhill from there.

 

She looks more like she's going to run for President not save the world or did they already do that on Heroes? I don't watch that crap.

 

Here's Hayden and some other Heroes sluts at a photocall in London today. 

 

 

 

 

The Alien Princess, Rihanna, has laughed off reports that she's "canoodling" on the down low with Transformers douche, Shia Labeouf. The two were rumored to have had a romantic dinner at Kate Mantilini in Los Angeles last week.

 

Rihanna said, "Me and Shia, we are just friends, you know, we barely even know each other."

 

She also denied dating Omarion.

 

Thanks be to the aliens! RiRi is way too good for that Shia mess. I'm sorry, but I'm not buying him. He looks like he has a crooked dick and those things are dangerous.

 

Below is Rihanna at a Nascar event last night. That dress looks like it was made out of wallpaper scraps from the 70s. 

 

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