Bobby Kray Is My Hero
Michael K / August 28, 2007
Lily Allen was involved in a minor scuffle yesterday that left her all wet. During reggae singer, Bobby Kray's set at the Notting Hill Carnival yesterday, Lily got up onstage and tried to take the mic from him. Bobby probably wasn't into giving some of his set time to her, so he wrestled her for it. Lily then pushed him off the edge. Bobby didn't let it go and he grabbed Lily's beer and poured that mess all over her head. Lily ran offstage!
A witness said, “Lily looked very drunk and was talking in a bad Jamaican accent. Then she just pushed him off.
“He wasn’t happy. He grabbed the Guinness from her and threw it over her head. Everyone cheered and she ran off embarrassed.”
It takes a certain hotness to pour beer over someone else's head. That's wasting precious elixir of the Gods! I've seen Lily several times live and the only time she was remotely entertaining was when bitch was drunk! So I say get that ho drunk, because she needs it.
Source: The Sun
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNNER For August 27th!!!
Michael K / August 28, 2007
You are a TOTAL DICK!!!!!!! – Amomymous
Runner-ups:
STAND BACK, HE'S GONNA PEE! – Ang
I don't think this new bachelorette party "suck for a buck" costume is going to catch on – Diane Crabtree
Thanks lolainchesaway
Hot Slut of the Day!
Michael K / August 28, 2007
Birthday Sluts
Michael K / August 28, 2007
Jason Priestley (38)
LeAnn Rimes (25)
Jack Black (38)
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Just Another Day In the Life
Michael K / August 27, 2007
First things first, remember Bit Bit (pictured above)? Where the hell is that dog. That was like her pride and joy last year and now I haven't seen that albino bitch in a long. Brit probably deep fried that ho up. Anyway, Brit has been freed of all dog abuse charges. The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals wanted to speak to Brit about one of her dogs, London, breaking its leg.
The L.A. President of the SPCA said, “The dog didn’t need a real cast or surgery. There was just a splint put on the dog. The dog got under someone’s foot in the walk-in closet. It’s not that unusual for people to step on their dogs by accident or trip over them. Things like this can happen.” Uh huh, bitch found out KFed subppoenaed one of her friends again and kicked it in anger. Anyway, Brit is clear of all alleged wrong doing. Hooray for dogs of the world, NOT.
Earlier I wrote about child services launching an investigation against Brit Brit Spears. Well, DFCS said they are following up on tips they received from several anonymous sources. The sources claim Brit doesn't brush the boys' teeth, doesn't put them to bed and gives them booze to shush them up. Why couldn't she be my mom? Reportedly, Brit feeds the boys alcohol so they can be quiet and sleepy.
These supposed secret allegations ended up in legal papers filed by KFed's lawyer which makes it look like KFed was the one making the complaints.
DRAMZ! Jesus, I need a drink after all this. I should call up JJ and SPF, they probably know where the booze is cheap and unlimited.
Blowing Chunks With Fergie
Michael K / August 27, 2007
Fergie Fug performed at the Minnesota State Fair on Saturday night and a Dlisted reader caught FF blowing chunks all over the Big Slide. Glamorous.
Here's what my reader said:
Fergie was at the MN State Fair on Saturday night. She had a concert at the main stage. My daughter and I were at the fair walking around, not realizing that she was there until we walked by one of the Radio stations broadcast booth and she was in the booth doing an interview. My daughter was geeked by the thought that she would be able to see Fergie in real life. We tried to see her, but there were too many people. Anyways, a while later my daughter decided that she wanted to go down the "giant slide". We made our way over there and while we were waiting in line on the steps going up to the top of the slide, we look up at the top and there is Fergie with 3-4 big body guard types about to go down the slide. Me and my daughter stood there and watched as the Fug went down the slide…then Fergie gets to the bottom and blows chunks!!!!! EVERYWHERE!!!! They had to close the slide down for about 20-30 minutes to get it cleaned up. She didn't even say sorry or anything, she just got up and her and the bodygaurds left. 2 year olds ride this slide over and over again and have no problem, but the bitch couldnt handle it. Sorry, didnt have my camera on me to get a pic of her blowing chunks.
What is wrong with that girl?! Can't she keep her insides to herself. Damn, dispose of that crap in public. First, the pee and now the vom. Please don't tell me she's going to caca in public next. I just couldn't handle that. Meth turns your insides out.