Think of it as a cross between The Surreal Life and Intervention. VH1 is putting together a reality show about celebrities in rehab. These are hardly celebrities those. The only name that has been confirmed is Jessica Sierra of American Idol fame. It took me a quick minute to remember her. She's the contestant turned Hooters waitress. Her customers love her, because she sings between serving chicken wings. Truth.

 

Anyway, Jessica is currently at a rehab facility somewhere in California which was confirmed by her attorney.

 

The other "celebrities" rumored to be joining the cast are Tom Sizemore, Andy Dick and Chyna.

 

God love VH1. They will put anything on TV. Absolutely anything and I will watch it. I can't wait for Celebrity Colonics or Celebrity Mammograms and you know it's coming.

 

Source

 

 

Sleeparound Sienna and her man-of-the-minute Rhys Ifans were spotted taking a lovers stroll through London yesterday. Sienna denies the two are dating saying "they are just friends." In Sienna talk I'm pretty sure that means she lets him do it in the poop, but not in the coo. You know the coo is much more intimate and all.   

 

That's witch's broom thing is so hideous. I've actually seen that in people's living rooms. 

 

 

 

 

 

A source told UsWeekly that Jessica Simpson was shocked when she found out John Mayer was dating Cameron Diaz. And how did they figure out she was shocked?

 

"She had her mouth open a mile wide when she found out,” says the source. “She just freaked.”

 

Dear Source. I've got news! That skank's mouth is always open! Day, night, morning, evening, afternoon, eating, drinking, caca-ing…it's open. It's just open. It's permanently open!

 

Anyway, this genius source also says that Jess still has feelings for him and is sad he has moved on.

 

Cammy and John were last seen "canoodling" on August 24th in NYC.