She’s Dating Him, He’s Dating Her, She’s Dating Him
Michael K / August 29, 2007
Tabloids seem to think that just because you have dinner with someone suddenly you're dating their ass. Two quick seconds ago, Bradley Cooper, was "linked" to Cameron Diaz after witnesses saw them canoodling somewhere or another. Well, now it looks like Brad is "dating" Jennifer Aniston and by "dating" I mean she had dinner at his house.
A source said, "She was impressed by Brad, loved his house, his dogs and loved talking to him. They have spoken on the phone several times since and plan to get together again."
How is this dating? The two are set to work together on "He's Just Not Into You" next month. The film also stars Ben Affleck, ScarJo, Jennifer Connelly and Drew Barrymore.
ScarJo's on set? Well, if Jen is dating Brad she can kiss it goodbye. ScarJo's massive breasts of destruction will woo him over to her side.
Ne-Yo Talks Britney
Michael K / August 29, 2007
Ne-Yo was working on Britney Spears huge comeback album. He was actually a big part of it and was asked to write a half a dozen songs for her. Ne-Yo spoke to Ryan Seacreast this morning KIIS-FM 102.7 and explains what's going on with that:
"I have no idea what's going on with Britney Spears. The last thing I heard is that Britney was mad at me over some songs that were supposed to go to her, but wound up going to Nicole Scherzinger (of Pussycat Dolls). "
"I was working with Britney Spears' people. I wrote 6 to 8 songs for Britney Spears. Then Britney goes ahead and shaves her head, goes into rehab and when that happened I lost all contact with her A&R people, with her label. I was calling them, they weren't answering my calls. So in the process of all that going on, that's when I met Nicole Scherzinger. I played her two songs, she loved them, they cut the check and she recorded the songs. So when that happened that's when Britney's people called and said ' why are you giving away Britney's songs' and I say 'uh, hold on..y'all didn't cut me a check'"
He says that he's saved two special songs for Britney and when asked if it's possible for her to make a comeback or sort of sighed and said he seemed to think it was.
Come on B! You are letting your songs go to a damn Pussycat skank?! Are you kidding me! Get this act together, get it out, so we can finally give you some positive feedback or something. Damn!
Morning Wood
Michael K / August 29, 2007
Dubya's portrait made from 100 porn magazines – Towleroad
Misogyny in the White House – Mollygood
Britney Spears new single will be out next week…for real this time – INO
Quentin Tarantino joins the mile high tantrum club – Holy Moly!
Andy Dick how you don't want to see him – Celebslam
Danny DeVito is funny – SOW
James Brolin wants to open up a chain of fast-food joints – ICYDK
That’s A Shirt!
Michael K / August 29, 2007
Two things, that's a shirt and those boots will outlive the cockroaches. Seriously, hasn't she worn those boots at least one million times? At least! I'm surprised they are still intact. I would think that the stench from her toe jam would've disintegrated some of that shit.
Also, click here to see the other side where Brit smiles for the cameras and by smile I mean her ass cheeks are hanging out. I hope you haven't eaten breakfast yet.
The Fast And The Furious
Michael K / August 29, 2007
Francesca Vitalis claims while riding home on a motorcycle with a friend, she witnessed Nick Bollea's yellow Supra racing with a silver Dodge Viper. She said they were going through traffic lights and were clearly in a race.
She said, "We knew something was going to happen. You know that this is a bad situation and these guys are hotdogging."
Shortly after, Nick's car crashed into a palm tree. Francesca said she ran to the car and tried to pry open the driver's door, but it was stuck.
Another witness also saw the two cars racing. He said,
"It's nothing new to me, so I didn't think, 'Oh, those crazy kids. I thought it was pretty sweet."
Hulk Hogan owns a Silver Dodge Viper, but witnesses said they couldn't see who was driving.
Cover-up! In High School there were like 2 kids from my class who died from street racing. That shit is lame, because most of those assholes can't drive worth a shit! They need to stay at home and live out their race car dreams through Xbox.
Source
Thanks Sara
Tyepcasting
Michael K / August 29, 2007
Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is currently working on a spin-off series called Ripper for the BBC. The new show will follow Giles as he comes out of retirement to solve mysteries in England. Joss thinks that Dreamboat Pete Doherty will be perfect for the role of a zombie.
He said, “Pete seemed the obvious choice, with his love of the macabre. The blood paintings and the self-styled night creature existence are perfect.
"It’s thought he’ll play an approximation of his real-life persona; the zombie remnants of a rock star and poet unable to rest and therefore haunting London. With grisly results, of course.”
The make-up people will have their work cut out for themselves. Pete Doherty looks worse than a damn zombie. They will have to make him over to look at least dead alive, because bitch looks straight up dead!