“Celebrity Rehab 2” started production yesterday at Dr. Drew’s facility in Pasadena, CA and most of the cast members have been identified. Jeff Conaway who was in the first “Celebrity Rehab” is back! He should just move in there permanently. I’m just going to assume that Jeff will be in every season. He’s a crowd pleaser. There’s nothing like a good old-fashioned Conaway detox to kick off a show!

The rest of the cast includes Rodney King (“Can’t we all just get along”), Nikki McKibbin (American Idol), Tawny Kitaen (original video ho), Amber Smith (model), Steven Adler (Guns N’ Roses), Sean Stewart (son of Rod) and Gary Busey. Basically a bunch of “whos?” and THE FUCKING BUSEY!

Busey + Conaway + Detoxing = GOLD!

Heidi Fleiss, Aaron Carter and Sebastian Bach were all rumored to be part of the cast at one point. The NY Post reports Heidi dropped out at the last minute. She probably couldn’t be without her 10 million parrots.

The new season premieres in October.

What the hell kind of dumb fuck attention whore poses in front of an ATM? Wait, I just answered my own question. Twit and Twat are reportedly worth over $3 million, so we need this ATM code! It’s probably something obvious like 123456 or JUGS69.

I’m mad as shit at the bank gods for not giving Heidi the BIG D at the ATM.

Honor Marie Warren has barely escaped from MiserAlba’s snatch and she’s already being forced to pose for a magazine shoot. Every other celebwhore pimps out their babies right after they pop out, MiserAlba isn’t any different. I blame Cash Warren. I also blame him for Honor’s name. He doesn’t want to be the only one in the family with an effed up name.

Before MiserAlba gave birth, she told The New York Daily News that she’s not really talking to any magazines about baby pictures, “I haven’t really gotten any (offers) — not that I’m aware of. You have to understand, everything that is written is kind of bull.”

MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that she’s lie-telling! She’s apparently been in talks with UsWeekly, OK! and People. A source said, “She is part of the talks, I don’t know why she’d go out and say that.”

MiserAlba’s spokesbitch denies that they had talks with magazines before Honor was born, but several publications have expressed interest in the exclusive.

I’m not sure when MiserAlba is going to find the time for a photo shoot. She probably spends her days crying into her pillow person, attacking Cash with a hot razor and screaming at the nanny to “shut that baby up!”

Pammy Anderson will never be as classy as Shauna Sand! She needs to stop trying – Lainey Gossip

Diddy did not change his name. NEXT! – SOW

Chestica Simpson’s unsexy ass will design lingerie – ICYDK

Scary Spice is the next Hannah Montana! Can’t wait to see her MySpace pictures – I’m Not Obsessed

HoHan shows off her tits for Visa – Popoholic

Cheryl Tweedy will replace Sharon Osbourne in X-Factor – Holy Moly!

Charo’s son or Austin Scarlett? – Guanabee

And I’m not talking about her freaky tentacles! Holy Moly! reports that Madge has hired a real shark to handle her divorce from Guy Ritchie. She’s reportedly working with Paul McCartney’s divorce attorney, Nicholas Mostyn QC. Madge met with Nicholas at his offices in London 10 days ago. She really should’ve hired Heather Mills instead. Heather will do anything to win including pouring water all over the other counsel. That’s dedication.

Madge and Guy have apparently grown apart. Guy is busy trying to make movies and Madge is busy putting out crap music.

Also, Holy Moly! seems to think that there isn’t a pre-nup in place. I refuse to believe this shit right here. The woman is worth a gazillion dollars or something like that. She loves money more than anything else. She probably sleeps with the pre-nup. She doesn’t cuddle with her husband, but she cuddles with her pre-nup. There’s no way she’s going to let any bitch get near her fortune.