It was a simple mistake, really. It could have happened to almost anyone. But it did happen to one Cassandra Walker, a Dairy Queen employee who was unjustly fired for creating that beautiful marijuana-themed birthday cake you see above. The thing is: it was supposed to be a Moana cake. Like the Disney movie about the Polynesian girl who saves the ocean? Easy mix-up.
Listen, I like Billie Eilish, but this interview, it aged me fifteen years. When I was seventeen, never in my life would I have thought I would be become one of the “old people” who had no idea what the Hell the young people were up to. Billie Eilish has shown me that I am that person. In an interview for Pitchfork’s YouTube channel, she talks about her love of babies, being home-schooled, and how she has a particular hatred for ugly dudes who end up with hot chicks and then act like assholes. Peter Griffin, she’s looking at you.
Usher is taking some legal action of his own against one of the people accusing him of giving them herpes. During a recent deposition in the case of Usher being sued for allegedly being fast and loose with his peen-maintenance–one of Usher’s accusers refused to answer questions and now Usher is saying she needs to be fined and he can come to collect the $2,500 he’s owed at the court’s earliest convenience.
After Jermaine Dupri about how contemporary female rappers are all rapping about the “same thing” and are basically “strippers rapping,” Cardi B came out swinging. As literally a former-stripper who raps, I guess she took offense. Make Jermaine come correct, Cardi!
Aubrey O’Day Suggests That Donald Trump Jr. Is Her “Soulmate” And Thinks He Should Dump His Girlfriend
I think you need a soul to be someone’s soulmate, Aubrey, and he doesn’t have one.
We found out last year that Aubrey O’Day had been Donald Trump Jr.’s side piece after meeting him on Celebrity Apprentice. You would think that someone who fucked Donald Trump Jr. would get a professional to exorcise that memory from their brain forever (you don’t even want to take that kind of memory to the grave with you), but Aubrey didn’t and she even “sang” songs about him. And I guess, even though DTJ has long moved on to another mess who hates herself enough to fuck him, Aubrey apparently still wants him and is going to tell the world on a reality show. Aubrey just won Fear Factor and she’s not even on it, because admitting you still get horny for DTJ for attention and a check is a new kind of gross.
It’s a big yikes for everyone still defending R. Kelly. These weirdos who are willing to fork over hundreds of thousands of dollars to defend a guy who it seems highly likely is a sexual predator. And now R. Kelly has been arrested again and is being charged again this time for the not at all disturbing crimes of sex trafficking and child porn.