Dr. Mehmet Oz gave up his daytime talk show after 13 seasons to run for Senate in Pennsylvania, and well, he lost hard, and now, no one is reportedly willing to help him return to the mainstream spotlight. Yeah, being a pretend civil servant isn’t as fun as being a glamorous television doctor hawking bullshit “medical” advice! Everyone knows that! But now that Oz has learned his lesson, it’s too late. And it seems the only place he’ll be back on TV is right-wing shit. Well, then maybe he can get a gig playing a doctor on one of Candace Cameron Bure‘s uber-conservative stinkers?
Slippery alleged slimeball, Kevin Spacey, recently beat a civil case in New York from Anthony Rapp, who sued Kevin for allegedly sexually assaulting him as a teenager. But Kevin’s still facing charges in the UK for alleged incidents from 2005, 2008, and 2013; all of which he’s pleaded not guilty to. And recently, British authorities hit Kevin with more sexual assault charges, bringing the grand total to twelve charges. And I guess at least some people believe he’ll beat those charges as well because he’s been cast in a new movie called Control about a rogue car that goes on a rampage. A movie about a self-driving car that kills people? So it’s about a Tesla?
Shakira Claims That She’s A Victim Of A Smear Campaign And Has Proof Of Her Innocence In Spanish Tax Case
Shakira has been dealing with some tax problems for a few years now after the Spanish government came after her for unpaid taxes. The case will go to trial, and Shakira could face up to 8 years in prison if she’s convicted. In the October issue of Elle, Shakira denied any wrongdoing and said that she’s paid everything the Spanish government claims she owes, and yet they’re still coming after her. Now, she’s filed documents against the Spanish prosecutors once again affirming her innocence and saying that they’re trying to smear her. Hmm, that explains the boars. The government paid those wild boars to fuck with her.
White Women Melodrama Bravo, Andy Cohen, recently teased some of the upcoming Real Housewives content coming and it’s a lot. While Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is taking a break, it will film again next year, and there are tons of the Avengers of Housewives seasons–Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip-coming, too. Looks like there will be much more petty drama and hopefully much less behind-the-scenes racial issues and potential use of the N-word.
I guess all that making out with Shawn Mendes in front of the paparazzi really did a number on Camila Cabello‘s tongue dexterity because when she covered I’ll Be Home For Christmas last year, people were a bit confused by how she was pronouncing the holiday’s name as though she’s a toddler with a burnt tongue who just had dental surgery. Not one to shy from attention, Camila leaned in and poked fun at her own inability to say Christmas, getting over 2 million likes on TikTok.
Chrisley Knows Prison Time! 53-year-old Todd and 49-year-old Julie Chrisley of the USA Network reality show Chrisley Knows Best will do actual time behind bars after being found guilty of federal tax evasion charges this past June. The couple faced up to 30 years of prison time. Yesterday, Todd was sentenced to 12 years in prison, and Julie received seven years. Wow, a rich famous reality star got prison time for financial foolery!? Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s Jen Shah must be shaking in her boots right now.