It could finally be the end of an era–again. Yes, 56-year-old Dean McDermott already posted and deleted an announcement that he and 50-year-old Tori Spelling were splitting after being together since 2005–when they both stepped out on their spouses for each other. It’s been an endless slog of drama and money issues almost twenty years later. After Dean deleted his post, sources claimed the couple was still working on their marriage. But it seems that now the family of seven is allegedly headed to Splitsville as Dean is “100% serious” about leaving Tori because he “can’t take it anymore.” Neither can American Express; they’ve been waiting for payments from these people for ages, so sometimes they don’t even wait; they just seize it!
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, And Cynthia Nixon Respond To Kim Cattrall’s Cameo Appearance On “And Just Like That..”
Kim Cattrall returning to the Sex and the City universe by finally reprising her role of Samantha Jones in the revival, And Just Like That…, is the only reason to watch season two I can think of. But that doesn’t mean that these tricks won’t pretend that this was a “leak” while they mitigate our expectations now that they’ve realized giving us Samantha-blue balls will probably just turn us off after we get a taste of her and are forced to move on. So Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, and Cynthia Nixon have all talked about how this is just a brief little thing, it’s just a taste, don’t be disappointed, blah, blah, blah. No, I will be disappointed, I’m already let down, and no one can tell me otherwise!
64-year-old Madonna is not playing around when it comes to dating these 20-somethings. She’s on a level that even Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t caught up to, and we don’t give her enough credit for also helping set new standards in cradle-robbing. Her newest 29-year-old boxer boyfriend, Josh Popper (who could pop the fuck out of me–let me tell you), reportedly had to sign an NDA to date the great Madonna. You gotta deal with her weed-gummy-induced rantings in private and then keep them secret?!
Surprisingly, it doesn’t look like season two of The Idol is assured, so that may be bad news for Abel “The Weeknd” Tesfaye and Sam Levinson since they won’t have a show to enact all their torture porn fantasies. Actually, Sam still has Euphoria, so never mind! Insiders have whispered to Page Six that the show will end after season one thanks to Abel’s alleged “egomaniacal” behavior on set and the dismal reviews which have called the show “comically bad.” But another source says Abel is very nice–like a real Canadian–and that the show’s fate hasn’t yet been decided. And HBO has backed up that source’s claim.
Beyoncé really is fucking with the economies of the world! First, she’s fighting with the U.S. Tax Man over $3 million, and now she’s being linked to inflation in a whole other country on a different continent! Bey’s tour stop in Sweden reportedly caused price hikes in the country for the month of May. The Bey Hive isn’t the only thing to fear when it comes to Beyoncé–she might get your money fucked up, too!
A Man In France Is Going To Jail For Eight Months After Stealing And Selling Taylor Swift’s “Speak Now” Re-Release
The Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) re-release hasn’t even come out yet, but the Taylor Swift album has already claimed its first victim. Although, this time, it’s not an ex. A French warehouse worker has been sentenced to months of prison time for stealing and selling some of the new-slash-old Taylor albums ahead of the July 7 release date. Damn, John Mayer had better prepare for his comeuppance once this re-release hits, but at least he won’t go to jail.