Night Crumbs
Country singer/actress turned professional oversharer Jana Kramer’s last marriage was a train wreck disaster that we all heard about because she and her cheating ex regularly shared their marital woes on her podcast. Well, Jana isn’t letting that shit ball of a marriage keep her from getting hitched again. Because Jana announced that she’s engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Allan Russell, who lives in England and is the coach for Norwich City Football Club. Yeah, just six months. So I’m guessing that in that picture above, that pooch is either sniffing for Snausages in Allan’s ear or is whispering to him, “Bitch, are you sure about this?” – Just Jared
According to the tabloids, Tom Cruise really, really wants to make Shakira his next girlfriend, but she’s not having it and wants him to leave her alone. There’s really an easy way for Shakira to get Tommy to stop waving a relationship contract at her to sign. She should just release a statement saying that she’s on Prozac and she loves it. He’ll never ever talk to her again! – Uproxx
Cardi B posted pictures of her daughter Kulture’s school lunch, and that post went viral since we’re all bored. But Cardi called her daughter’s lunch “everything,” and I’m not sure about that. I mean, I’m guessing that Kulture sticks with the Froot Loops and crackers and dumps that cold ass steamed broccoli and corn in the trash- Lainey Gossip
Taylor Lautner responded to comments from people who never heard of something called “aging” and said he looks like he spent time on that island from Old – Celebitchy
I don’t care if Harry Styles is making a One Direction joke with his Best Schlong Ever sign, Jon Hamm’s Hammaconda better sue him for this! – HuffPo
Heidi Klum went full Heidi Klum at Cannes by delivering some undertitty elegance – Go Fug Yourself
The main trailer for the Barbie movie is out, and it shows more of Barbie and Ken going to the real world after Barbie’s perfect life becomes not-so-perfect. So basically, it’s like Life-Size with a bigger budget. My takeaway from the trailer comes at the very end. In the last few seconds of the trailer, my ears got the tingles from hearing a snippet of Aqua’s Barbie Girl. As many know, Mattel sued Aqua’s label for trademark infringement in 1997 (the lawsuit was later dismissed). And last year, Ulrich Møller-Jørgensen, who manages Aqua’s lead singer Lene Nystrøm, told Variety that the song wasn’t in the movie. But it looks like the feud of our time (not really) is over because Barbie Girl is in the movie. Although, the song used in the movie is a Barbie Girl remix from Nicki Minaj. Well, as they say, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
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