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Andy Dick Was Sentenced To 14 Days In Jail (But Served Only One Day)
Andy Dick recently received a sentence of 14 days in jail for never completing his community service after he was charged with sexual battery back in 2018. Which to be honest between getting punched in the face for allegedly groping a man in New Orleans, being fired for being a perv, and allegedly groping an Uber driver, when would Andy Dick find the time to do his court ordered community serve?! Andy’s a busy man!
NeNe Leakes Got Pissed At Andy Cohen For Making Fun Of Her For Wearing The Same Dress Twice
NeNe Leakes of Real Housewives of Atlanta let it be known that she is not going to take any shady comments from anyone, including her boss Andy Cohen. NeNe took to Instagram to call Andy #messy and #pointless for making a joke about a dress, which she wore twice (once during a confessional and once during a doorbell show where the strap broke). Okay, but if NeNe is really going to “come for” Andy she might want to come up with better hashtags than pointless and messy. Andy’s made a whole Housewives universe that is built on being pointless and messy. No one’s watching the Housewives while thinking, “Gee I wonder what point they’ll make today and I hope no one’s messy.” No. So NeNe better come up with more biting remarks if she’s really going to hurt Andy Cohen, because she basically just complimented him!
Linda Ronstadt Checked Mike Pompeo To His Face At A Kennedy Center Honors Event
Linda Ronstadt was one of the Kennedy Center honorees this weekend, and she was also inducted into the Hall Of Shit Throwing Legends when she verbally spit at and shut down Secretary of State Mike Pompeo right to his face during a dinner honoring Linda and her fellow inductees. Linda the Legend may have lost her ability to sing due to Parkinson’s disease , but luckily didn’t lose her ability to stir shit up and let a bitch rightfully have it.
A Reboot Of “Honey, I Shrunk The Kids” Starring Josh Gad May Happen
Variety says that a reboot of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is in the early stages of happening, and Josh Gad may take the lead role withJoe Johnson directing. It seems like Josh is a huge Rick Moranis fan as he was also in talks to start in the remake of Little Shop Of Horrors a few years back. (Or maybe Josh HATES Rick Moranis and has made it his life goal to take and ruin all of Rick’s most beloved roles.) The premise of the new Honey will be just like the original because why come up with anything new when you just ruin the first one? Josh will play the son of the original scientist who also somehow shrinks his kids. Which makes sense that 30 years later we have learned nothing and still can’t aim a machine at something other than children.
Billy Dee Williams Says He’s Not Gender Fluid, Just A Carl Jung Fan
Billy Dee Williams wants the world to know that despite media reports stating that he came out as gender fluid, it’s simply not true. In fact, he told us all to get off his not-gender fluid lawn, because he’s not gender fluid, he’s just a Carl Jung psychology enthusiast. Billy Dee stated he was confused when he saw all the headlines about him being gender fluid and had to pull out his latest edition of Encyclopedia Britannica to look up what it even meant. Billy Dee says he’s just more in touch with the softer side of himself and that we should all educate ourselves on the workings of Carl Jung.
Mena Massoud Has Not Had A Single Audition Since Starring In “Aladdin”
Mena Massoud got what he thought was going to be his big break when he landed the title role in Disney’s live-action Aladdin, which made over $1 billion worldwide. Turns out that playing Aladdin wasn’t the break Mena thought it was going to be, because he hasn’t gotten a single audition since the movie came out. Some who have seen Aladdin might be wondering if Mena not getting roles has to do with his acting skills, or lack thereof, but since when did being good at acting keeps actors from getting roles (see: every Razzie nominee)?!