Miraculously, Andy Dick still has hands and a penis with which to menace the population. I’d have thought one of his victims would have lobbed off his offending appendages by now, but no. He’s still out here in the streets groping people’s private parts and being a hot mess. Allegedly.
According to TMZ, an arrest warrant has been issued for Andy stemming from a 2018 incident in which Andy allegedly groped an Uber driver. While he was driving. From the back seat! That takes a skill and dedication to the craft that only a rare few serial gropers can ever hope to achieve. Andy should be the subject of the next season of Unbelievable.
At this point in his career, Andy’s rap sheet is longer than his IMDB page (and almost as embarrassing) so I don’t blame you if you’re confused about which incident this most recent warrant pertains to. It’s not for the alleged groping incident in that New Orleans club a couple of months ago, which ended with him getting knocked the fuck out. It’s not the July 2018 incident in which he was charged with sexual battery for groping a woman’s butt on the street. It’s got nothing to do with the time he got fired for sexual harassment and groping people’s genitals on the set of an independent movie in 2017. It’s also not the time he was sued for rubbing his dick all over some guy’s face. This is for some other shit.
There’s an active warrant out for Andy Dick’s arrest after a bizarre Uber ride where he allegedly groped his driver.
Our law enforcement sources tell us … Andy was riding in the Uber back in April 2018 when — according to the driver — Andy reached over and grabbed his crotch.
It’s unclear what led up to the incident, but the driver didn’t take it lightly … and went to the L.A. County Sheriff to file a report. Cops completed their investigation, and the D.A.’s office decided to charge Andy with misdemeanor sexual battery.
Apparently the warrant, which was issued in March, is still active, but hasn’t been enforced yet. But seriously, how hard can it be to find Andy Dick? He seems like he’d be super easy to catch. Just get a cop, plain clothed or uniformed, of any gender and physical description, have them stand on any street corner in LA, and before you know it, Andy will probably show up and grab their genitals. They just need to have the handcuffs ready. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel!