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Alanis Morissette, Liz Phair, And Garbage Are Going On Tour This Summer
Well, well, well. Isn’t it ironic that Alanis Morissette is going on tour this summer? Why is it ironic? No one knows. Certainly not Alanis. But it’s true! Alanis Morissette, Liz Phair, and Garbage are going on tour this summer. Myself and every 90s angsty teen who had girl/boy drama is living for this tour. The next few months will be spent getting our flannels or short shiny dresses ready, dusting off those Doc Martins and reviving our rage at Uncle Joey from Full House for breaking Alanis’s heart AFTER SHE WENT DOWN ON HIM IN A THEATRE.
Pete Davidson Is Making His Fans Sign An NDA Before His Shows
Pete Davidson is asking his fans to sign a non-disclosure agreement before seeing one of his stand-up shows, and if an audience members breaks that signed NDA by tweeting or Instagramming opinions about the show, they can be sued for $1 million. First of all, that’s cute that Pete Davidson thinks his fans have $1 million. Pete should have started out much lower and made the punishment much harsher for his fans. Like if you tweet about his show, you owe him your entire stash and no video games for a month!
Johnny Depp Is Producing A Michael Jackson Musical
And no, Johnny Depp isn’t a part of the Michael Jackson musical that is going to Broadway. Although, he’d make a great Bubbles (no offense to Bubbles).
Instead, Johnny Depp’s company Infinitum Nihil is financing an unauthorized musical about Micheal Jackson‘s life as told through the perspective of his glove. Yes. His glove. The show is called “For the Love of a Glove: An Unauthorized Musical Fable About the Life of Michael Jackson, as told by his Glove” and was created by Julien Nitzberg. This makes sense, because who hasn’t wondered how Michael Jackson’s glove has been doing after its owner caught on fire during a Pepsi video shoot and faced severalchild abuse allegations? We’ve all been saying: WHY WON’T ANYONE THINK OF THE GLOVE. And now someone has and it’s becoming a musical thanks to Johnny Depp.
Jessica Biel And Justin Timberlake Will Move On From Those Pictures Of Him Holding Another Woman’s Hand
If you thought that those pictures of Justin Timberlake holding the hands of his co-star Alisha Wainwright at a bar in New Orleans would make Jessica Biel take off her wedding ring and roll on over to a divorce attorney’s office like your eyes rolling at that picture of him being his usual insufferable self, you were wrong. Because apparently, Jessica isn’t really bothered and is still wearing her ring, which makes sense if you’re up on the cheating rumors history of Justin Timberlake. Jessica probably pfft’d before saying, “Wait, he was just holding another woman’s HAND? That’s a first.”
Harry Morton, Owner of Pink Taco And The Viper Room, Has Died At Age 38
Harry Morton, owner of the Pink Taco restaurants who came from a famous family (his dad is Peter Morton who started Hard Rock Cafe and his grandfather is Arnie Morton who started Morton’s Steakhouse) was found dead by his younger brother Matthew at his home in Beverly Hills, CA on Saturday. He was 38 years old.
Channing Tatum And Jenna Dewan Are Officially Divorced, Though They’re Still Working Out Custody And Property Disputes
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan are officially divorced. Well, in name only. Seems like they wanted to be officially divorced before they hashed out their custody agreement and financial settlements. Probably because Jenna has already moved on to Steve Kazee and is pregnant with their first kid (and her second) and Channing moved on to Jessie J who is not pregnant, that we know of. Honestly, I’m not sure why they haven’t already worked out their custody and money issues with a dance-off. Actually, I bet that during meetings with their lawyers, Channing jumps on the table, rips off his pull-away pants and grinds to Pony (which is always playing in his head) as the lawyers say, “No, no, we told you we’re not settling this with a dance-off.”