Category: Truth Hurts
Johnny Depp Testified Today In His Defamation Trial Against Amber Heard
Johnny Depp’s big courtroom Oscar clip scene shot today as he took the stand to testify in his defamation trial against his ex-wife Amber Heard. Johnny mustered all the energy a 58-year-old man with a tiny ponytail who has spent the past year submerged in his own bullshit can muster while (allegedly) abstaining from cocaine, to proudly swear that he’s “obsessed with truth.” Only, unlike Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, Johnny not only thinks we can handle it, but The Truth is the only thing he’s interested in.
Jane Campion Calls Sam Elliott A “B-I-T-C-H” And Checks Him Over His “Power Of The Dog” Hate
The Directors Guild Awards happened in L.A. last night, and Jane Campion won Outstanding Directorial Achievement in Theatrical Feature Film for directing Power of the Dog. She beat out Paul Thomas Anderson (for Licorice Pizza), Kenneth Branagh (for Belfast), Steven Spielberg (for West Side Story), and Denis Villeneuve (for Dune). This means that Jane is still the frontrunner for the Best Director Oscar, and if she wins, everybody better brace their eardrums for a serious rattling because noted PotD hater, Sam Elliott, is going to let out a deep, throaty, earth-shaking angry pepaw wail of NOOOOOOOOOO. Because we all know how Sam feels about PotD and Jane Campion (or “this woman from down there New Zealand” as Sam calls her) directing a western. And while talking to reporters at the DGA Awards last night, Jane was asked about Sam calling her movie a “piece of shit,” among other things, and she let Sam know that he’s acting like a little “b-i-t-c-h.”
Linda Ronstadt Checked Mike Pompeo To His Face At A Kennedy Center Honors Event
Linda Ronstadt was one of the Kennedy Center honorees this weekend, and she was also inducted into the Hall Of Shit Throwing Legends when she verbally spit at and shut down Secretary of State Mike Pompeo right to his face during a dinner honoring Linda and her fellow inductees. Linda the Legend may have lost her ability to sing due to Parkinson’s disease , but luckily didn’t lose her ability to stir shit up and let a bitch rightfully have it.
CeCe Peniston Says Lizzo Stole Her Riff From “Finally” And Used It On “Juice”
You know you’ve made it as a legitimate pop star when people start popping out from behind the bushes to hand you a manila envelope while yelling “you got served” with no intention of challenging you to a dance off. And you know you’ve almost made it when people start accusing you of plagiarism on the internet. Lizzo’s not quite breathing the same rarefied air as Katy Perry just yet, but she’s popular enough that she’s being accused of copyright infringement by CeCe Peniston via Instagram.