Andy Dick Was Sentenced To 14 Days In Jail (But Served Only One Day)
Andy Dick recently received a sentence of 14 days in jail for never completing his community service after he was charged with sexual battery back in 2018. Which to be honest between getting punched in the face for allegedly groping a man in New Orleans, being fired for being a perv, and allegedly groping an Uber driver, when would Andy Dick find the time to do his court ordered community serve?! Andy’s a busy man!
According to People:
The comedian, who has been embroiled in a sexual battery case, was recently sentenced to 14 days behind bars for two charges — one for sexual battery and one for simple battery, TMZ reports.
The sentencing came after Dick, 53, failed to serve his court-mandated community service, according to the outlet.
However, inmate records from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department obtained by PEOPLE indicate that once the comedian reported to the Van Nuys Jail on Dec. 6, Dick was released just one day later on Dec. 7.
TMZ says that Andy was released due to, wait for it, overcrowding.
All-around good guy and Harvey Weinstein-defending Mr. Dick has said in the past that his yucky and grope(y) ways are just a misunderstanding, that he’s just a product of growing up in the 70s, and we are all too sensitive. Which I’m sure even the most extreme, politically correct hating, #metoo bashing groups are like, “We’re actually good, Andy, we don’t need your support on this.”
“I don’t know the difference between sexual harassment and trying to get a date,” the comedian said. “In the ’70s, all the girlfriends I got was by kissing and licking their cheek. I don’t know anymore. There were beautiful women and beautiful guys on the set. I flirt with them. I might kiss someone on the set and ask them to go to dinner. They are the ones that took it south.”
Dick added that he believes he angered his colleagues on the project by bringing up disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein, with whom he made two films. “They were so incensed by what I was saying,” he said. “People are so sensitive.”
Andy saying that he got all his girlfriends by licking their faces makes me think Andy got all his dating advice from his dog. He’s like..”First you lick their faces and then you hump their legs” Got it! Thanks, Rover.”
That said, hopefully this one day in jail will change Andy forever and he’ll stop with the groping. Or maybe Celebrity Rehab for perverts will start up again and Dr. Drew can save his soul.