Sarah Palin’s Son Track Got Arrested Again

October 1, 2018 / Posted by:

TMZ reports that Sarah Palin’s 29-year-old Track Palin is on-track (I had to) to officially become the worst Palin. On Friday night, Alaska State Troopers responded to a report of a disturbance at Track’s home in Wasilla. Track allegedly got violent with a woman at the residence, although it’s not known who the woman is or what her relation to Track is. The Alaska Department of Public Safety (whose motto should simply be: Stay Safe – Stay Away from the Palins) would only describe the woman as an acquaintance.

Track reportedly swiped her phone when she attempted to call the authorities. Probably not surprisingly to anyone, but when officers arrived on the scene, Track physically resisted arrest. Track was arrested for fourth-degree domestic assault, interfering with a report of domestic violence, resisting arrest, and disorderly conduct.

This is far from Track’s first domestic violence rodeo. In 2016, he was arrested for assaulting his then-girlfriend while carrying a gun. Last year he was arrested for breaking into his parents home and whooping his dad Todd Palin. Mama Sarah Palin has previously blamed PTSD for the reason why her son has a habit of beating up women and others in a domestic setting (Track served a year in Iraq in 2008). Although I’m sure Sarah blamed this one on her current enemy Sacha Baron Cohen. “Did police check that so-called acquaintance for a wig? I bet it’s Borat under there!

Track was held without bail at a pretrial facility, and arraigned on Saturday. His arraignment happened on the same day his little sister Willow got hitched.

Jail time and a wedding in the same weekend? All that’s missing is a Sunday call to the insurance agent to report after hitting a moose with your brand new Ford F-150, and I’m pretty sure you’ve got what’s known as the Palin Permanent Record Trifecta.


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