Bristol Palin Has Broken Up With Her Boyfriend Janson Moore

Bristol Palin has proved that even coming from a family as stable as hers and being on a show as classy as Teen Mom OG does not guarantee that true love will last through the ages. As the mother of three and abstinence promoter has broken up with her freshly divorced boyfriend of a few months Janson Moore. The Palins are treating true love like a baby elk and just murdering the shit out of it.

via Radar:

According to an insider, the former Teen Mom star, 29, broke things off with Moore, 24, right before the holidays.

“Yeah, they’re done,” the source told Radar. “Let’s just say Bristol didn’t know much about his past relationship and how recent it was, and she realized early on that he just has a lot of growing up to do.”

I guess the good news is she’s not pregnant (that we know of). I don’t think the abstinence community could handle another accidental pregnancy by Bristol Palin and she’s too old to make any Teen Mom money off of it….. so what would be the point?. I guess this is a fairly clean break up, much like the divorce her now ex-boyfriend went through just a few months ago.

As as Radar previously reported Moore divorced his ex, Makenzie Hausenfluck just three months before going Instagram official with Palin on November 16, when the former reality star shared a photo of them at a Texas A&M football game on her Instagram. In the snap, Moore had his arms wrapped around Palin. She captioned the post with a heart emoji.

Here’s the actual good news: Bristol Palin and Sarah Palin are single at the same time! Sarah can break out her patriotic hooker heels and her best beaded jacket and find themselves their next husband! There are hot Russian men that they can see from their houses! Or they could both just wait until Donald Trump and Donald Trump Jr. become single (that’ll probably happen any second now) and snag those two up, giving the conservatives the dynasty of their dreams (while ending the world at the same time).

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