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Apparently, Max Ehrich Found Out He Got Dumped By Demi Lovato Through The Tabloids
Despite all of the things I couldn’t believe about the totally genuine relationship that sprung up out of nowhere between Demi Lovato and Max Ehrich, there is ONE element that I don’t doubt for a minute and that is the idea that Max has his own Google Alert set up for anytime his name is mentioned in the news. Because apparently, Max found out that he wasn’t going to become Mr. Demi Lovato when we all found out that fact.
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Drew Barrymore And Tom Green Reunited On Her Talk Show––18 Years After Divorcing
Drew Barrymore’s fuckery-filled daytime talk show just finished up its second week. And yesterday, Drew invited her former husband of 15 months, Tom Green, onto the socially distanced set of her show to catch up on old times. And it was as awkward and cute as you can imagine two exes reuniting on a daytime talk show would be.
Royal Officials Are Defending Prince Andrew’s $20,000 Taxpayer-Funded Golf Trip
What is it about golf? Why are there so many examples of powerful men (many of whom got their power from mummy and daddy) spending entirely too much time putting and driving instead of doing their job? HA! I know, I act like Prince Andrew actually has a job. To me, the only thing more boring than participating in a round of golf is being at a party and having to sit through a conversation with Prince Andrew––but that’s another story entirely.
This one is about Andrew’s golfing getaway wherein he reportedly racked up $20,000 in flights and other shit––all on the British public’s dime. And now, Queen Elizabeth’s officials, who have been doing a lot of damage control ever since, you know, Andrew got caught up in Jeffrey Epstein’s world of illegal sleaze, is defending the cost.
Open Post: Hosted By The UK Grocery Store Selling Sacks Of Wet Eggs
According to The Takeout, a chain of grocery stores in the UK is selling giant bags of eggs, floating in their own disgusting puddle of water and yolk juice––that’s right, somebody high-up at this grocery store called their staff together and, with a completely straight face, said to them: put a bunch of sloppy boiled eggs into a giant sack, fill it with water and watch as they fly off of the shelves. Even if I could comprehend the act of saving some time in the morning by purchasing pre-cooked eggs, I think my gag-reflex would probably have a few things to say.
Chris Rock Was Recently Diagnosed With Nonverbal Learning Disorder
Chris Rock did a big interview with The Hollywood Reporter to promote the fourth season of Fargo, which he’s in, and no, he didn’t once again explain himself for bringing out too-dumb-for-Fox-News Stacey Dash at the Oscars, but he did talk a lot about aging and said that at 55 years old, he was diagnosed with nonverbal learning disorder (NVLD).
RuPaul Made Herstory By Winning His Fifth Consecutive Emmy
Tonight is the big, 85-hour-long Emmys main event, but because there are approximately 9,876,988 Emmys to give out, the Creative Arts Emmys have been happening all week long. Nicole Byer hosted the five-night event, and she was up for the Emmy for Outstanding Host For A Reality Or Competition Program, making her the first Black woman to be nominated for that award. But RuPaul won that Emmy, as Nicole stood by thinking, “They got me to host this shit and didn’t even give me the Emmy?!” No, apparently, Nicole knew she was no match for Ru!