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Ryan Murphy’s Next Project For Netflix Is A Limited Series About Jeffrey Dahmer
I was just thinking to myself the other day: It’s been a minute since we’ve had a hyper-stylized series about a creepy American serial killer. Well, thankfully, Satan was listening and decided to do something about it (which was sweet because I know he’s been busy this week). Ryan Murphy, creator of American Horror Story and other gruesome shit that makes people sit back after twenty minutes and ask, “Why am I watching this?”, is putting together his next show for Netflix. And since some of Ryan’s favorite themes include torture porn, musical theater, gay visibility, and rom-coms (Ryan Murphy directed Eat Pray Love? What?!), he’s dug into his old bag of tricks and pulled out something that absolutely no one was looking for: an AHS-style show about the Milwaukee Cannibal, Jeffrey Dahmer. I smell a Peabody!
Open Post: Hosted By The Marionette Models Of The Moschino Show
The world looks different and will probably continue to do so for the next little while. But anybody wondering what was off about Moschino’s recent Spring-Summer 2021 show need look no further than the soulless eyes on the wooden figurines clomping down the aisle. No, I’m not talking about Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner––this year’s batch of walking wooden figures were none other than marionette puppets decked out in mini versions of Moschino looks. Puppets, inanimate objects, doll-size clothing…. the jokes write themselves.
Sophia Hutchins And Caitlyn Jenner Are Reportedly In Talks To Join “The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills”
I know, I know. Despite everything that has been going on throughout this year of utter shit and fire, you’ve ALL had that same thought rattling around in the back of your minds: When will we get to see MORE of Caitlyn Jenner? Well, your wait may soon be over because the luminaries over at Bravo are apparently in talks with Caitlyn, and her one-time rumored girlfriend, Sophia Hutchins, to fill some recent vacancies over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Seriously, if this deal goes through, LITERALLY clear my Wednesdays (and hungover Thursdays) from here on out.
Dennis Quaid And CeCe Winans Will Reportedly Appear In Ads Supportive Of Trump’s Coronavirus Response (But They Both Deny That It’s Political)
According to Politico, the Trump Administration’s Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) is spending $300 million of taxpayer dollars to put a positive spin on Trump’s response to coronavirus and jack him off. And helping with that will be Dennis Quaid, and CeCe Winans, and possibly Garth Brooks, and Dr. Oz. But both Dennis and CeCe claim the PSA is not political or an endorsement of Trump. Meanwhile, Jon Voight is loudly weeping somewhere while sitting by the phone.
Kit Harrington And Rose Leslie Are Expecting Their First Child
The Game of Thrones family is going to have another posh-speaking British person joining the fold. Pocket prince Kit Harrington, with his perpetual “oh no” face and tightly curled mop, managed to do the unthinkable: he got his wife, Rose Leslie, pregnant. Yep, another pandemic baby is upon us, because what else is there to do besides fuck, moisturize your luscious locks with a hair mask (if you’re Jon Snow), and fuck?
Open Post: Hosted By A Vintage Clip Of Patti LaBelle And Dolly Parton Making Music With Their Acrylic Nails
Queens supporting queens! A recently surfaced video clip from Time Warner is making the rounds online and in it, Miss Patti LaBelle and Miss Dolly Parton, decked out bonafide 80s glamour, can be seen creating a rhythm for their totally made-up, on-the-spot song about shortbread, strumming their press-ons together. I mean, really, this video has everything: Dolly Parton, Patti LaBelle, fake nails, big hair, and a sweet little ditty for your nerves. This was DIY before DIY was cool.