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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 100 – Eating Burger King Fries In Peace

We made it to our 100th episode! Thanks to everyone who has tainted their ears with our foolery. And we don’t have a budget to celebrate with cake but we celebrate by talking about Mariah Carey’s memoirs, where she gets into Tommy Mottola getting mad that she went to Burger King with Da Brat, her thing with Derek Jeter, Glitter, and IDontKnowHer-ifer Lopez. After we take a quick butterfly ride through Mimi’s life, we crash it into the mess that was Demi Lovato and Max Ehrich’s five-minute-long engagement.

We also talk about all the new celebrity BABIES!!!, the project that nearly made Jennifer Aniston quit acting, Garcelle Beauvais declaring that Jamie Foxx is hung like a horse, Kraft’s disgusting ass Pumpkin Spice Mac and Cheese, and the MTA banning shitting on subways. We end with answering questions from listeners and Allison may or may not out herself as a Joey Fatone stan.

You can find us wherever you listen to your podcasts (and if you can’t, let us know). If you’ve got a question or want us to cover something, e-mail us at: dtp@dlisted.com!

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Night Crumbs

Netflix gave Vanity Fair new pics from season four of The Crown, including pics of Gillian Anderson as Margaret Thatcher (and she deserves an Emmy for keeping cool as a family of polyester long-haired guinea pigs attack her head) and Emma Corrin as Diana. I don’t watch The Crown, but  I might watch season four just so I can see Olivia Colman (as THE QUEEN) break character during a scene with Emma’s young-looking-Jodie-Foster ass to say, “Say ‘Dr. Lecter, Dr. Lecter‘ in your Jodie voice just one more time please!” – Celebitchy

Proving once again that we lost a really, really good one, Chadwick Boseman really wanted Sienna Miller in 21 Bridges so he donated a piece of his salary so that she could get the check she felt she deserved. Sienna has told other actors that story and I’m sure they looked at her like, “Don’t tell that story out loud again or other actresses will start to get ideas!” – Lainey Gossip

The reboot/remake/sequel/whatever of The Craft needs lots and lots more Hot Topic glamour – Pajiba

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Gabrielle Union And NBC Have Reached An Agreement Over Her “America’s Got Talent” Misconduct Claims

Dwyane Wade no longer has to worry about checking his privacy hedges for peacock feathers. Terry Crews can stop thinking of new and more creative ways to ask, “But don’t all complaints matter though?” Because Gabrielle Union’s fight against NBC and America’s Got Talent is almost over. Deadline is reporting that Gabrielle and NBC have reached an “amicable resolution” regarding her accusations of racism, sexism, discrimination, and unsafe workplace practices.

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Open Post: Hosted By Fat Bear Week 2020

It’s time to crown 2020’s Fat Bear Week Champion! But wait, it’s not what you think! This a contest for the actual beefiest brown bear (Ursus arctos). A giant “phew” from the LGBTQIA+ population – they don’t need a superspreader event (a la the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally) taking out the heaviest half of their husky, hairy hunks!

Fat Bear Week is an annual tournament hosted by the National Park Service. The contest celebrates brown bears packing on the pounds in prep for winter hibernation (in which they’ll lose one-third of their body weight). Every summer the chubsters gorge themselves on salmon from Brooks River at Katmai National Park in Alaska, and people vote for their favorite fattie. Last year’s champion, 435 Holly (the luscious lady pictured above) is back to defend her 2019 title.

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Prince George Will Be Allowed To Keep His Plundered Shark Tooth

Even though he already has an entire dinosaur skeleton to call his own (well, more precisely he calls it great-grandpa Philip), the country of Malta has decided that Prince George can keep his little shark tooth, they’ve got bigger fish to fry. Yesterday we learned that George was gifted the 23 million-year-old tooth by Sir David Attenborough who found it back in the 1960s while on vacation. You would think a renowned naturalist like Sir David would know better than most that you’re not allowed to just snatch up any old shit you find on vacation. Do they not show reruns of The Brady Bunch in Jolly Old England? Now because of his hubris, The Royal Family is probably cursed for all eternity. Which is redundant actually, considering the vast array of plundered goods already on display in The British Museum.

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