Last month, we learned that Halle Berry, who still isn’t divorced from Olivier Martinez, appeared to have a new special someone in her life, and all we knew about them was that they had feet and hairy legs. For all we knew, Halle was dating Nanny from Muppet Babies (hey, we don’t know what Nanny’s legs looked like under those green striped tights, and who are we to judge). Those who want to get with Nanny, now is the time to shoot your shot. Because that’s not who Halle is with. Halle has appeared to reveal the identity of her new man, and she did so by using a t-shirt to break the news.
The Queen is cleaning house which usually just means running a white glove over every surface in the palace and tsking under her breath. But this time she’s actually rolling up her sleeves to do some real work. According to Deadline, The Queen has snatched Harvey Weinstein’s honorary CBE title straight from his cold, might-as-well-be dead hands. And just to prove she’s not playing least-favorites, Express UK reports that her beloved boy HRH Prince Andrew, is very likely to be stripped of his title as well. There is a little silver lining for the fellas though, both can console themselves by using the alternate prefix, Hurricane.
The Real Housewives franchise picks up and drops rich (well, some of them are rich) middle-aged women more than a cougar-hunting frat boy with low-morals, big arms, and mommy issues. Last year, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills OG, Lisa Vanderpump, exited stage left, and recently, Denise Richards quit after two seasons. And now another OG, NeNe Leakes, has flown the coop. Atlanta has lost its loudest peach… again.
In 2015, Charlize Theron wisely ended her one-year relationship with Sean Penn by probably ghosting him. A full five years later, and she’s yet to date again. Damn, Sean turned her off romance for life! Charlize revealed her dating drought on Drew Barrymore’s new daytime talk show. A few months ago she told Howard Stern that her relationship with Sean was exclusive, but she never wanted to marry him. In fact, she never wants to marry anybody. She told Drew that she’s happy with her life and her family, and she hasn’t dated anybody in five years. Girl’s girl Drew was all, “OMG ME TOO!”
Welp, Lori Loughlin, and Mossimo Giannulli are about to make Felicity Huffman‘s 11 days in prison look like Guantanamo. Page Six claims that the prisons that Lori and Mossimo will serve their sentences at are pretty “cushy.” This isn’t some 60 Days In shit! I mean, they teach pilates there, but I’m sure Lori will scream, “NO SOULCYCLE STUDIO?! Ugh, just send me to Death Row while you’re at it!”
The “Fast Times At Ridgemont High” Reading Gave Us A Jerk-Off Scene Featuring Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston
The dreams of any remaining TEAM ANISTON t-shirt owners had already come true last month when it was reported that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt would reunite for a live at-home reading of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. As promised, Jen and Brad reunited last night on Zoom for the Fast Times reading, to benefit Sean Penn’s CORE charity. And Brad and Jen must have been feeling extra charitable because they gave everyone at home an image for the ages by recreating the Phoebe Cates/Judge Reinhold jerk-off scene.