Category: Serena Williams

Serena Williams And Mr. Reddit Got Married

November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

I was…uh…busy that day” says a huffy Maria Sharapova at least 10 times in the next hour when asked if she got an invitation to Serena Williams’ wedding.

People and UsWeekly are reporting that Serena Williams and Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian Sr. got married in New Orleans on Thursday. Their wedding comes two and a half months after she gave birth to their daughter Alexis Ohanian Jr., the (probably) future tennis champion of the world and whatever other planets we’re inhabiting by then. A baby and a wedding – those are two big life milestones to cram into a year. All that’s missing is a Jet Ski purchase (Jet Ski is ownership is a pretty big deal where I’m from).

This is the first marriage for both 36-year-old Serena and 34-year-old Alexis. There aren’t any pictures of Serena and Alexis’ wedding just yet, so we don’t know if the crowd threw upvotes on the happy couple as they made their way out of the ceremony. But there are some details on the guest list.

Serena and Alexis Sr. got married in front of a ton of famous people like Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Eva Longoria, La La Anthony, Kelly Rowland, and Caroline Wozniacki. The rehearsal dinner featured such guests as Selita Ebanks,Colton Haynes, Anna Wintour and Emeril Lagasse. I would hope they too got an invite to the wedding? That’s usually the case, but you never know. That would suck if they were only invited to the rehearsal dinner the night before. “Tables 4 to 6, stock up on shrimp now, because come tomorrow you’re back to room service pizza.

Pic: Wenn.com

Open Post: Hosted By Iman Working The Hell Out Of A Glamorous Purple Ruffled Alien Growth

November 14, 2017 / Posted by:

The difference between goddesses and us peasants is that when peasants like myself wake up with a giant purple ruffled wart on our shoulder, we go down to the free clinic with a list of our past fuck partners while trying to remember which one of them rubbed their dirty dick on our shoulder. But when goddesses wake up with a giant purple ruffed wart on their shoulder, they work it to the core at an event and bring the people to their knees.

Iman put the glamour in Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards in NYC last night when she slid along the red carpet in a Christian Siriano gown that made her look like that ultra glamorous Jurassic Park dinosaur if that ultra glamorous Jurassic Park dinosaur got a fairy godmother to turn them into a human goddess. Iman also looks like the most gorgeous venus fly trap that ever sprouted from the earth, and if they ever do that Little Shop of Horrors remake, she can play Audrey II. But instead of eating humans, she causes them to pass out from the power of her pose skills.

Here’s more from last night’s Women of the Year Awards. Nobody can touch Iman and her ruffled fortune cookie, but I am into Nicole Kidman’s tits beneath my wings dress.

Pics: Wenn.com

Beyoncé’s Famous Friends Celebrated Her Birthday With Some Beyoncé Cosplay

September 5, 2017 / Posted by:

In case your friends posting all over Instagram and Facebook this weekend about how Beyoncé changed their lives didn’t give you a hint, Queen B turned 36 yesterday. She managed to snatch the Labor Day focus off BBQ and summertime sadness, and onto herself for the highest holiday in the Beyhive’s calendar.

But Bey’s day wasn’t celebrated how us normal folks might do. We have happy hour margaritas and inevitable tears about accomplishing jack shit. Beyoncé has Michelle Obama dressing up in a Beyonce costume for an artistic photo shoot. Continue reading

Maria Sharapova Claims Serena Williams Called Her A “Little Bitch”

August 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Former Wimbledon champ (and doping suspendee) Maria Sharapova’s memoirs come out in September. People (by way of Metro UK) got a hold of an excerpt in which Maria addresses her long-running professional feud with tennis superbeing Serena Williams. Maria says that beating Serena at Wimbledon in 2004 resulted in the tennis legend referring to her as a “little bitch.” Maria got off lucky. She could have shared the same fate as one of Serena’s racquets! Continue reading

Serena Williams Says Popping Out A Baby Makes Her A “Real” Woman

August 9, 2017 / Posted by:

Someone better go check and see if Gloria Steinem is still standing. Serena Williams is having a baby with fiancé/Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian. Rather than wait and do one of those “Ask Me Anything” sessions on her piece’s website, she blabbed to an Irish magazine about how she doesn’t like watching birthing videos. She also said pregnancy takes her up a notch in the woman caste. Continue reading

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