Category: Rihanna

Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna Hoping You Don’t Expect Her To Attend Your Wedding

May 13, 2018 / Posted by:

The recently brow-less Rihanna isn’t one of those celebrities who feels like she needs to make nice with the journos. Or even the fans. She’ll speak her mind. Which is exactly what she did when an Access Hollywood hairspray model asked her a dumb question about the upcoming royal wedding (aka “Michael K’s Day Of International Mourning“).

Firstly, Ms. Fenty acted like she didn’t know Prince Harry was getting married in a week. Secondly, she met the guy once, you Access Hollywood dummy. No, she won’t go to your wedding. Her eleventy-third assistant in charge of opening snail mail would probably laugh at your invite and throw it out the castle window.

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Someone Broke Into Rihanna’s House And Spent The Night

May 11, 2018 / Posted by:

According to TMZ, a Rihanna fan recently tried to get close to her in several very illegal ways. Police sources says cops were called to her home in Los Angeles yesterday morning after being alerted by her assistant to a potential intruder that may have tampered with her security system. Once there, they found 26-year-old Eduardo Leon, who had apparently stayed the whole night. Eduardo was asked to leave the house, and he was tased by police while being detained (TMZ isn’t sure why there were tasers involved). It’s not known how he got in to Rihanna’s house, or if he tried to take anything while he was inside.

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Katy Perry Might Be Fighting With Rihanna Now

May 10, 2018 / Posted by:

When one feud closes, another opens! Katy Perry must have realized her American Idol check is a one-and-done kind of deal and is eventually going to have to do a duets album to get back on the Top 40 because she sent a literal olive branch to Taylor Swift, and the Butterscotch Don seemed to bite and accept the peace offering. But someone who is not thrilled to be in the presence of Katy is Rihanna, as one report would have us believe those two have been sparring since around the time Katy was canoodling with Orlando Bloom. Continue reading

Where Oh Where Art Thou Brows, Pope RiRi?

May 7, 2018 / Posted by:

The Met Gala’s theme this year is Heavenly Bodies, so if those messes wanted to be 100% on theme, they’d wear a t-shirt with a picture of Idris Elba’s naked body on it (or a picture of a topless Bea Arthur). But instead they decided to cause my Catholic abuelita to pray for their blasphemous souls by doing themselves up in papal drag. Case in point: RiRi!

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Rihanna Says She Isn’t Quite Friends With Drake Anymore

May 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Everyone in Canada used to get excited at the thought of Rihanna becoming their Puma-clad first lady when she and Drake were maybe/maybe not boning each other. The “awwww” meter for some blew up in 2016 when he presented her with the MTV VMA Video Vanguard award and gushed how he had been in love with her and even went in for a kiss. Apparently, the only meter that went off for RiRi “boy better shut his damn mouth” because she says she’s no longer friends with Wheelchair Jimmy. Continue reading

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Open Post: Hosted By The Main “Ocean’s 8” Trailer

April 12, 2018 / Posted by:

If you think the world needs more Rihanna movies, you need your head checked. But you’re also in for a not-that-bad trailer for Ocean’s 8. The trailer gives further details on how the lady Oceans will be robbing RiRi’s favorite spot to rule: the Met Gala!

As you know from the first trailer, Sandra Bullock is supposed to be Debbie Ocean, the sister to George Clooney’s Danny Ocean from the original trio of films. While we don’t see George, we do see that Anne Hathaway is supposed to be some high-falutin’ actress who goes to the Met to hobnob and wear diamonds that the Debbie-led gals try to snatch. Since they’re all later seen on the subway together, I think it might be safe to assume Anne is in on the heist…or they just took a break from larceny to show her Times Square. The new trailer reveals each member of the heist is promised $16.5 million if they take part in the jewelry theft at Gwyneth Paltrow’s favorite night of the year.

Cate Blanchett is on hand to show more of that mop wig and Party City leopard print coat. Rihanna is supposed to be the tech wiz of the whole operation, and Helena Bonham Carter should get at least $20 million for wearing a busted Marie Antoinette wig to a fictional version of Anna Wintour’s Death Star of a night in May.

Speaking of Anna Wintour, I really hope there’s a plot twist and it’s revealed that she’s the ringleader of the whole thing. I smell a sequel!

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