Category: Rihanna

Lena Dunham Copied Rihanna And Got An Under-Titty Tattoo

March 3, 2017 / Posted by:

Last week’s episode of Girls ended with (semi-spoiler alert?) Rihanna’s Desperado, which told me that Lena Dunham must be a big fan on Rihanna’s. As it turns out, I grossly underestimated just how much of a RiRi stan she is. Lena Dunham posted a picture on Instagram of her latest tattoo. It’s no accident that Lena’s new tattoo might be giving you a flashback to Rihanna at the Grammys. Lena admits that she totally copied Rihanna’s homework on this one. Rihanna, just a heads up: maybe don’t post any personal ads looking for a roommate any time soon.

“Thank you @trinegrimm for my warrior’s chest plate/tit chandelier. This is my first original piece by a female tattoo artist and it felt sacred and cool and she didn’t chide me for copying @badgalriri’s placement.”

Lena Dunham is now one step closer to officially being ex-communicated from Taylor Swift’s friend squad. It specifically states in the squad charter that no member shall pledge their allegiance in any way, shape, or form to a popular female singer not named Taylor Swift.

Lena’s tattoo is an homage to Rihanna in more than just where it was placed. The top part of that tattoo kind of looks like a women’s college bathroom stall Sharpie drawing of a cooch. Which, in turn, makes the whole tattoo feel like a chandelier that might hang in the foyer of a fancy French strip club called Château du Vagin. I’d say Rihanna would approve. Although I think she would have approved more if Lena had gotten a portrait of Rihanna riding one of Lena’s nipples. Oh well, next time.

Pic: Instagram

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Open Post: Hosted By RiRi Serving “Rugrats Gone 80s Punk” Glamour

March 3, 2017 / Posted by:

If Angelica Pickles took her Cynthia doll, pained that thing’s hair green with a marker and then dressed it up in outfits from Barbie and the Rockers, it would look like RiRi on the cover of Paper Magazine’s March issue. RiRi looks like she’s been spending way too much time with Adrien Brody’s Summer of Sam character.

Many people always say that RiRi can pull off absolutely anything. Like if you put her in CROC high heels, triple-pleated dad jeans, a bomber jacket made of Uggs and gave her a flat top mullet, people would still scream, “FASHUN!” But I think that Paper may have found something that RiRi can’t work and I’m talking about those Manic Panic spikes. I don’t know about that aloe vera head. She looks like a rejected Dragon Ball Z villain.

However, RiRi should wear this purple My Little Pony weave at all times, because she looks like she’s wondering what will today’s adventure be and that is the look!

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There’s a thousand more pictures at Paper, and here’s some pictures of RiRi doing half-assed Poetic Justice drag in Paris last night.

Pics: Sebastian Faena/Paper, Splash

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Adele Says That George Michael’s Family Would Only Allow Her To Perform His Grammy Tribute

February 21, 2017 / Posted by:

During Adele’s tribute to George Michael at the Grammys, she stopped after the first verse of her slowed-down version of Fastlove, and said she had to do it right for him before staring over. Adele was taking that tribute performance very seriously. As it turns out, she was taking it seriously because the family of George Michael specifically wanted her to perform the tribute.

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Azealia Banks And Rihanna Posted Each Other’s Phone Numbers During An Instagram Fight

January 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Former rapper turned professional troll Azealia Banks conjured up another ten dozen headlines with her name in ’em over the weekend when she went after another one of the popular kids.  You gotta do what you gotta do to be relevant and Azealia did that by starting a fight with Rihanna. It led to the both of them leaking each other’s phone numbers.

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Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Like Jenny McCarthy, Really Doesn’t Like Rihanna

January 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Charlie Sheen has a direct-to-TV movie coming out soon called Mad Families, which I’ve learned isn’t a documentary about the people who receive his child support checks. It’s appropriate that Charlie is promoting a movie with the word “mad” in the title, because Charlie is still very mad at Rihanna for that time she wouldn’t wave him and his ex-fiancée Brett Rossi over to her table at a restaurant. He also had something to say about Jenny McCarthy, Selma Blair, and Jennifer Grey. You leave Baby out of this, Charlie!

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People Seem To Think Rihanna Cares About Drake Dating Jennifer Lopez

December 26, 2016 / Posted by:

As Allison reported last week, rumors have been swirling the gossip toilet bowl that Drake and Jennifer Lopez are humping on the down-low. As we know, whenever two famous tricks score a sweet rebound with one another, it’s only a matter of time before the tabloids start farting out headlines about how the exes are completely devastated.

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