The only thing Madonna might love more than the fresh blood of greased-up backup dancers is to gyrate around a crucifix and surf on a nun. So Anna Wintour really missed an opportunity by not making the Material Girl the lady priest or co-host or whatever of next year’s Met Gala. Because the theme is honoring Catholic fashion. Instead, it’ll be a “say wha?” trinity with Rihanna, Donatella Versace, and Amal Clooney serving as celebrity co-hosts. Continue reading
Ok, maybe it isn’t Burning Man. But why in high HAIL does Rihanna not realize that the Care Bear heart goes on her tummy and not her damn face??
RiRi is on the cover of ELLE for the sixth time, and she’s got some product to peddle. RiRi has officially launched her makeup line, Fenty Beauty. It’s great she’s got a makeup line; she throws enough shade on social media that she may as well hawk a couple of shades of foundation and make a buck. So, good news for anyone who wanted to recreate RiRi’s pastel purple heart face look at home!
Chris Brown is finally breaking his silence about the night he and ex-girlfriend Rihanna re-enacted the limo scene from What’s Love Got To Do With It? inside a Lamborghini after a pre-Grammy party in 2009. The aftermath of that fight declared Rihanna the winner while Chris was transformed from happy, dancing heart throb into the second coming of Ike Turner. In the years since, Chris has remained tight-lipped about the incident, but now with his new documentary Chris Brown: Welcome To My Life, he’s ready to tell it all!
Rihanna has gotten a little curvier as of late, and most fans are loving the fact that the pop star is being body positive from a genuine place, as opposed to the Kardashian method of Photoshopping a bigger booty and ‘gramming, “Me too! #thick #blessed.” Of course, some people are real assholes, so RiRi has drawn the ire of fat shamers on the interwebs. Some Barstool Sports turd wrote an article calling her fat, which must make me the Hindenburg. He now works at TV Guide. Just kidding, I just saw The Devil Wears Prada for the 9000th time last night and have been acting like Emily Blunt all day. That’s all! Actually, it isn’t, because it seems like the plus-size shade continues. Continue reading
Somewhere, a wall got covered in poutine tears and Drake’s body when he did the slow wall slide of crying sadness after seeing pictures of RiRi getting on a hot new piece in the pool. RiRi was (or is still on) vacation in Spain, and a paparazzo disguised themselves like a bush to get pictures of her sucking the face of a dude in a pool. The detectives on Twitter believed the dude was pocket-sized Spanish footballer Isco Alarcon. But The Sun says that RiRi’s pool-time fuck partner isn’t a footballer. His family owns a damn football team, but he isn’t a footballer. They say that RiRi was putting her tongue on Saudi businessman Hassan Jameel. Hassan’s family is the largest Toyota distributor in Saudi Arabia and they run other businesses as well. They are reportedly worth $1.5 billion at least. And here I was last night thinking that I was living the life while eating Sno-Balls ice cream as I watched old GLOW matches on YouTube. But it’s RiRi who was truly living the life in Spain while sipping champagne and boning on a hot Toyota distributor heir.
Last week, Barstool Sports got in trouble after one of their writers, Chris Spagnuolo, posted a piece titled: Is Rihanna Going To Make Being Fat The Hot New Trend?. In it, Chris joked (a term I’m using very loosely here) that Rihanna looked like she was wearing a sumo suit, and hoped that her new look would inspire hot girls to “look like the humans in Wall-E.”
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It didn’t go over well, and Chris Spagnuolo claimed he was getting cyberbullied by Rihanna’s fans. He has since been suspended indefinitely, and the post has been deleted. Although the blog’s founder released a statement saying it was pulled because it wasn’t funny enough.