Then perhaps she shouldn’t have trademarked “Mariah Carey Queen of Christmas” (in my mind she did that). Or chosen to live in a gigantic, glimmering pink and white Swarovski Christmas tree from Nov 1 to Dec 31 (right before she ruins NYE) every year! Or stuffed her overly spray-tanned bosoms into red velvet-with-white fur trim push-up bra seemingly every day in December! The Hollywood Reporter claims that Mariah Carey says that she doesn’t appreciate the “Queen of Christmas” label. This advent calendar is missing a date because Mariah Carey IS Christmas. To some middle-aged gay in New Jersey, but still – know your role, Mimi! Continue reading
The Grinch is working overtime this year and is trying to ruin Christmas already even though it’s still only November. Instead of crawling on his belly like a snake and stealing gifts, this year he’s trying to hit us where it really hurts: by working us over with a decidedly UN-festive gut punch. The Grinch gave Mariah Carey the vocal clap!
Alleged creepster Mariah Carey and her controversial manager Stella Bulochnikov recently said “Прощай” to each other. There was a rumor that Stella exited the pink diamond deluxe apartment in the NYC sky because Mariah’s gentleman friend, Bryan Tanaka, forced her ass out. Page Six is reporting that, not only is the story true about Bryan wanting Stella gone, but he’s added “Mariah Carey’s manager” to his resume. (That’s right under “Mariah Carey’s personal Spanx adjuster.“) In fact, Mariah’s former backup dancer is supposedly “running her life.” That can’t be that hard a job. Just make sure there’s some bubbly on ice at all hours of the day and night and that her many shaping briefs aren’t squeezing the life out of her. Easy! Continue reading
The Angel of Christmas (and the latest accused sexual harasser), Mariah Carey, is really shaking things up and cleaning house in the lead up to her big holiday. She must have really been shook from last year’s Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest disaster because not only has she parted ways with her manager, Page Six reports that she’s taken a drastic step towards a physical transformation as well.
It’s November, which means the Christmas season has already begun. The unofficial Queen of Christmas Mariah Carey should be spending the next 47 days napping on a plush red velvet throw while visions of sugar plums remind her of the time she could still hit and hold the high note in “All I Want For Christmas Is You.” Instead, she’s got some pressing legal issues to deal with at the moment. TMZ says that one of her former security guards has drafted up a possible lawsuit containing some extremely messy allegations.
Mariah Carey followed up her stomping of the concrete over at Hollywood TCL Chinese Theater with consciously uncoupling with a key member of her Hello Kitty brigade. The newly unemployed is her longtime manager Stella Bulochnikov. The trills of the worker unicorns over at Mimi’s must have been especially sing-songy last night seeing as Mariah’s crew reportedly hated Stella. She was supposedly the impetus for a butterfly flurry of resignations from Team Elusive Chanteuse last year. Continue reading