Category: BABIES!!!

Rachel Weisz Is Expecting A Baby With James Bond 

April 20, 2018 / Posted by:

The New York Times recently did an interview in the Manhattan home of Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig, and at the beginning of the interview they got a big surprise when she lifted up her shirt to show that the glow in her face was due to a Bond Jr. in her uterus.

[She] pulls up the loose gray sweater she’s wearing to reveal her secret. “I’ll be showing soon,” she says, with a radiant smile. “Daniel and I are so happy. We’re going to have a little human. We can’t wait to meet him or her. It’s all such a mystery.”

Rachel doesn’t say how far along she is, just that she’ll be showing soon. That picture of her and Daniel was taken earlier this month. Rachel is 48, Daniel is 50.I’ve known stress, but I’ve never been an almost-fifty mom/over-fifty dad to a paint-whipping, Wiggles screaming toddler before.

This will be Rachel and Daniel’s first kid (they’ve been together for almost eight years and married for almost seven). Rachel has an 11-year-old son named Henry with Darren Aronofsky. Daniel has a 25-year-old daughter named Ella with Fiona Loudon. That kind of sucks for that baby. Which one of its siblings will sneakily buy it booze when it turns 16? Henry will be almost 30 by then, and probably out of the house. Whereas it can definitely count older sister Ella out. She’ll be 41 by then, and that’s prime “Alcohol?!? I’m going to call your parents” age.


Claire Danes And Hugh Dancy Are Expecting Baby Number Two

April 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Claire Danes and her husband Hugh Dancy are expecting baby number two. The couple already have a 5-year-old son named Cyrus Michael Christopher Dancy, which is far too many names. According to Us Weekly, Claire broke the news to Howard Stern when she appeared on his SiriusXM show today. It came up while they were talking about an acrobatic, nude sex scene she had to shoot for Homeland. When she spilled the tea, Howard and company seemed incredulous and said that she didn’t look pregnant. But Claire said that was because she was sitting down. Claire clarified her situation for Howard (via Us Weekly):

“I am pregnant. I’m seriously prego … I’m deep into my second trimester,” the Homeland actress, 39, revealed on the show, but did say she’s keeping the gender private.

I don’t know nothing about birthin’ no babies, so “second trimester” doesn’t really tell me much. I need to know where that is on the universal fruit scale. Are we talking tangerine, orange, grapefruit or honeydew melon?

Claire outran the karma police last time she came down with a case of the zygotes and Hugh didn’t bounce and leave her for tasty Danish morsel Mads Mikkelsen. I mean, who would blame him if he had! Will Claire escape the curse of Mary-Louise Parker once again?! Only time will tell.


Nicholas Hoult Is A Daddy

April 18, 2018 / Posted by:

When I hear an actor is dating a “24-year-old lingerie model” my sight automatically switches to Side Eye Mode. But I’m willing to give 28-year-old Nicholas Hoult the benefit of the doubt in this case. People reports that Nicholas and aforementioned girlfriend of about a year, Bryana Holly, just had a baby. It’s irrefutable proof that the adorable little boy from About A Boy is all grown up, in case you somehow missed Nick’s very successful puberty and subsequent manly hotness. Hugh Grant must be so proud!

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Khloé Kardashian Has Given Birth, And Yes Tristan Thompson Was There

April 12, 2018 / Posted by:

I’m saying Tristan Thompson was there right off the bat, because anyone who had $20 on the name Keepthatcheaterawayfromme Kardashian shouldn’t have to wait to learn they just lost $20.

According to TMZ, 33-year-old Khloé Kardashian gave birth to a daughter this morning, less than 48 hours after the news broke that 27-year-old Tristan has been cheating on her. Khloé delivered at around 4am in a hospital just outside of Cleveland, and she was joined in the delivery room by Kris Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, and Malika Haqq. Khloé’s family reportedly flew out yesterday after Khloé began experiencing some early contractions.

As mentioned above, her boyfriend of about a year-and-a-half was with her. I’m legitimately shocked he wasn’t forced to wait in the hallway, next to the vending machine, killing time trying to score two bags of Ruffles off one $1 bill, hoping the sound of chip crunching will drown out the lingering echo of booos. But according to TMZ, a “devastated” Khloé put her personal feelings aside and let Tristan be there to bond with his daughter. Or at least whatever bonding he’s able to do with the KUWTK camera crew surrounding them.

This is Khloé first child, and Tristan’s second.

Nothing else is known about the birth, like how mother and Camille are doing. TMZ also says there’s no name at the moment. Khloé revealed on Ellen back in January that she had a name picked out if it was a boy, but it’s a girl, and she wasn’t so sure about that. Call it a hunch, but whatever she eventually settles on probably won’t be Lani or Blair.

Pic: Instagram

Seth Meyers’ Wife Gave Birth To Their Baby In Their Apartment Building Lobby 

April 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Because pure cynicism constantly runs through my veins, I guessed that Seth Meyers hired actors to play firefighters and had set designers do a hospital delivery room up as an apartment building lobby just so that he could have a crazy story to tell about the birth of his second kid. But I don’t think that anymore, because that is the genuine look of a woman who’s thinking, “A human baby was just pulled out of my body on the damn floor of a damn apartment building lobby and you think this is a good time for a motherfucking selfie, you bastard.

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Kate Hudson Announced That She’s Been Secretly Pregnant

April 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Today, Kate Hudson announced on Instagram that she’s pregnant with a girl. 38-year-old Kate revealed the news with a gender reveal video featuring herself and her mid-30s-ish boyfriend of about a year Danny Fujikawa, as well as her two sons Ryder (14) and Bingham (6). She also explained her lack of social media activity was due to trying to hide out for a bit while dealing with the constant feeling of having to barf. With that being said, it’s probably best they revealed baby’s gender went with balloons, and not like, a giant messy slab cake covered in sun-melted frosting (aka the barfiest gender reveal I could think of and the worst one to be wearing a white dress at).

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