She should have announced this at a reception kicking off some sort of awareness campaign because, if true, that’s a serious problem and we need to strive for a cure. Kanye West’s ex-girlfriend, skivvies sniffer Amber Rose, thinks that her ex and President Trump share personalities and that Trump is “Kanye in a white man’s body.” Continue reading
It would appear Amber Rose hasn’t downgraded from 21 to a 17 like we all feared. It was just yesterday that the internet thought 34-year-old Amber Rose was hooking up with 17-year-old rapper child Lil Pump. As is turns out, Amber’s heart might still be beating for her one-time love, 25-year-old rapper 21 Savage. Amber and 21 broke up back in March after about nine months of dating and several months of underwear-sniffing. Amber recently said that she doesn’t feel the same way about 21 Savage as she might some of her other ex-boyfriends. No shady booty play clap-backs here; Amber thinks 21 Savage is a great guy and admits she still loves him.
According to HotNewHipHop, 34-year-old Amber Rose was in Miami this weekend for the Rolling Loud festival, and was spotted twice in the same vicinity as 17-year-old rapper Lil Pump. You may know Lil Pump as the rapper who sort of looks like a chenille cleaning mop, or the teen responsible for that annoying “Gucci Gang” song. A song I firmly hold as the sub-par original of the far superior parody song “Tucci Gang.”
Amber Rose, 34, has confirmed that she and 21 Savage, 25, are over. Sort of. During an appearance on radio show Big Boy’s Neighborhood (via Bossip), the Slut Walk spokeswoman explained that she and er, 21 are no longer a couple. Their break-up doesn’t mean that she’s not still madly in love with him. In fact, she’s so madly deeply, so incredibly sprung, has caught so many feelings over Mr. Savage, that she claims she hung on to a pair of his drawers and sniffs the crotch area daily. As our male readers note how sweaty downstairs can get during a working day and how they wouldn’t let a woman they HATE smell the crotch of their end-of-the-day panties out of a reflexive concern for human life, let’s recognize what Amber’s confession means. It means REAL LOVE. Continue reading
You know what? Even if there was an abundance of pictures of Amber Rose and 21 Savage at my disposal, I still would have picked this one. May this goofy picture of Amber dressed as Captain Save-A-Ho and 21 Savage dressed as – I want to say a bad attempt at Björn Borg? – help ease you into this devastating news.
According to People, 34-year-old Amber and 25-year-old 21 Savage have split up after about nine months of dating. A source says, “They are definitely off. They are not together.” Amber and 21 Savage have also stopped following each other on Instagram, and have deleted all evidence of each other off their IG pages. There you have it, confirmation that they are absolutely, 100% over.
However, Amber spoke to The Shade Room about unfollowing 21 Savage, and she claims that she only deleted a picture of him because it featured her son Sebastian, and people “we’re going in on him.” She also says she accidentally unfollowed him after unfollowing 100 people.
“We’re still together, I just unfollowed over 100 people though,. His unfollow was on accident – It’s back up now.”
Except that a peek at Amber Rose’s Instagram shows that she might have accidentally hit that unfollow button again. People notes that the last time Amber and 21 Savage were seen together in public was on Valentine’s Day.
This is still just so shocking to me. I mean, I refuse to believe that Amber Rose couldn’t make it work with her decade-younger boy toy rapper. There must be dark-sided external forces at work here. Blac Chyna, guard your life and your 18-year-old boyfriend, you might be next!
Sluts, hos, tramps, and all other manner of shamelessly sex-positive people had nothing to fear yesterday, for Captain Save-A-Hoe was here!