This is one of those posts that’s sure to inspire heated discussion. Would you date a bisexual guy? Speaking for myself – hell no! I have enough strikes against me (pudge, I’m a [redacted]-year-old who’s still into comic books, I’m stereotypically Irish in the pants, my dog has this growth that he chews on until it bleeds, etc.) without having to compete with the beautiful and enticing mystery that is the vagina! Masturbation for healthy skin proponent and Loveline’s current co-host Amber Rose feels similarly.
Sparkling pink tourmaline tennis bracelet Amber Rose doesn’t really have a specific job, but I’d say if she had to pick something to write on her census form, she should write “sex-ed teacher.” Because Amber Rose has taught us many things about our bodies and our horny selves. Like about how pussy doesn’t need to rest and using your sex skills to get money. She recently found a way to combine a sex tip with a beauty tip. That’s called multitasking!
Unless you’ve been living under a rock with a shaky wifi connection, you know that Taylor Swift currently hates Kanye West because of a lyric (that she did/didn’t approve) that references having sex with her in his song “Famous.” The lyric in question is:
“I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous.“
As it turns out, that’s actually a second draft lyric re-write. The original demo of “Famous” made its way onto the internet yesterday. I have bad news for Taylor’s lawyers: you’re probably going to be working this weekend.
Last week, Dancing with the Very Loose Definition of Stars found themselves attached to a little post-show drama over Amber Rose’s body. Amber claimed on an episode of Loveline with Amber Rose that after she and her partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy performed a salsa to Jennifer Lopez’s “Booty“, she overheard judge Julianne Hough make a crack about feeling “a little uncomfortable.” Amber accused Julianne of body-shaming her XXL ass and thighs. Julianne swore in a statement that she was only shading Amber’s slo-mo moves. Well, one week later, the boot-scooting booty battle has fizzled out with an on-air apology.
Provocative glamazon Amber Rose hosted her second annual SlutWalk festival yesterday in LA. She was joined by her friends Blac Chyna (it’s nice to see that Chyna is capable of something more than inquiring if her Kardashian is still texting bitches) and former Playboy Bunny Kendra Wilkinson. The SlutWalk’s goal is to help “promote female empowerment and put an end to slut-shaming and victim-blaming.” People spoke with Amber who explained what it’s NOT about (via E!).
Dancing with the Stars judge Julianne Hough wasn’t feeling what Amber Rose was giving earlier this week. Some people may have be swooning when Amber stepped onto the dance floor looking like a third-rate Angelina Jolie impersonator in a Sequin City costume knock-off inspired by Kim Kardashian’s in the “M.I.L.F.$” video. But according to Amber, Julianne wasn’t one of them. Amber thinks Julianne “body-shamed” her, and she recently let everyone know about it.