Category: Amber Rose

The MTV VMAs Was A Real Random Bag Of Fashion Looks

August 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Obviously nothing can ever top the legendary sequinned charisma of Lil’ Kim’s purple nipple cover at the 1999 MTV VMA’s, but that’s not nearly a good enough excuse for people not to try. An iconic look is like rolling dice; you might wear something that ends up in one of those Best Looks of ALL TIME galleries for the rest of the internet’s existence, or you might be just wearing clothing. Cardi B could have shocked eyes by showing up in big hair, a dramatic cape, and no pants, but – yawn – been there, done that. Instead, Cardi B made her first red carpet appearance since giving birth last month in a purple gown by Nicolas Jebran and a pussycat wig. Cardi is giving me eccentric Beverly Hills housewife at a charity gala trying to steal the spotlight from her rival Bitsy Saint Claire. Wait a second – rich, attention-getting, short dark hair, daughter’s name spelled with an unnecessary K? Kris Jenner must be so flattered right now.

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Amber Rose Feels Bad About Dragging Gwyneth Paltrow Into The “Becky With The Good Hair” Drama

July 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Last week during an appearance on Heidi and Spencer Pratt’s podcast, Amber Rose dropped a two year belated bombshell, claiming she thinks Gwyneth Paltrow is “Becky with the good hair” from Beyoncé’s Lemonade. I would have thought that every moment since Amber dropped Gwyneth’s name has been pure bliss, because just think of all that delicious attention it’s brought her! I clearly don’t know Amber Rose as well as I thought, because she recently admitted that she feels bad now.

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Detective Amber Rose Thinks Gwyneth Paltrow Is “Becky With The Good Hair” 

July 26, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s been over two years since the internet and the Beyhive opened up the case into figuring out the identity of the “Becky with the Good Hair” who took a ride on Jay-Z’s untrue dick while he was with Beyonce. The case has pretty much remained unsolved, but many think that Becky’s real name is Rachel Roy while others (read: Rita Ora and Rita Ora only) think it’s Rita Ora. Amber Rose picked up the cold case, dusted it off and after looking into it, she believes she really knows who Becky is. Detective Amber thinks that Jay-Z was knocking yoni eggs out of Goopy Paltrow’s steam tunnel of a cooze. The LAPD better put Detective Amber on an unpaid leave after I file a harassment claim against her for giving me the image of Goopy gooping all over Jay-Z’s dick. I’ve been attacked.

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Amber Rose Feels That Trump Is Kanye West In A White Man’s Body

May 20, 2018 / Posted by:

She should have announced this at a reception kicking off some sort of awareness campaign because, if true, that’s a serious problem and we need to strive for a cure. Kanye West’s ex-girlfriend, skivvies sniffer Amber Rose, thinks that her ex and President Trump share personalities and that Trump is “Kanye in a white man’s body.Continue reading

Amber Rose Might Be Trying To Get Back With 21 Savage

May 15, 2018 / Posted by:

It would appear Amber Rose hasn’t downgraded from 21 to a 17 like we all feared. It was just yesterday that the internet thought 34-year-old Amber Rose was hooking up with 17-year-old rapper child Lil Pump. As is turns out, Amber’s heart might still be beating for her one-time love, 25-year-old rapper 21 Savage. Amber and 21 broke up back in March after about nine months of dating and several months of underwear-sniffing. Amber recently said that she doesn’t feel the same way about 21 Savage as she might some of her other ex-boyfriends. No shady booty play clap-backs here; Amber thinks 21 Savage is a great guy and admits she still loves him.

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The Internet Thinks Amber Rose Might Possibly Be Dating A 17-Year-Old

May 14, 2018 / Posted by:

According to HotNewHipHop, 34-year-old Amber Rose was in Miami this weekend for the Rolling Loud festival, and was spotted twice in the same vicinity as 17-year-old rapper Lil Pump. You may know Lil Pump as the rapper who sort of looks like a chenille cleaning mop, or the teen responsible for that annoying “Gucci Gang” song. A song I firmly hold as the sub-par original of the far superior parody song “Tucci Gang.

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